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@libsoftiktok @SPPS_News Why the picture of a rotted jack-o-lantern?

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@caroljsroth Elizabeth Warren looks exactly like the alien from Meatballs II

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@JonathanTurley Did she take a Knicks garbage can too?

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@marcorandazza In a separate released announcement, JP Morgan is investigating why there is a surplus of food in their executive cafeteria. They state they’ve ordered the same amount they usually do, but more than half of it went uneaten this week.

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@nypost I still say she showed great strength & agility at that size, she was in wrong profession to start. Could have been defensive tackle for any of the local teams, and as bonus could have gotten logo trash cans for free.

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@PaulDMauro Why are you picking on this woman who is just walking down the street with her Knicks lunch pail?

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@ImMeme0 Have the Giants contacted her about the open defensive tackle position? She exhibits good strength & agility at that size.

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@LibertyValkyrie Yeah, but it also got her a new job as a dump truck

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@greggutfeld Wait, which one is the painted trash can?

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@sapplebaum611 @BasedSavannah @nypost @TinkerTYJ @infatuation Hopefully they didn’t pay by the pound

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@nypost There is no world where this person should be an “exec”

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@RaminNasibov Hoosiers

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@JoeConchaTV @ananavarro Never mind moral pedestal, she’s never showed any evidence that she has any idea what she’s talking about. If player is on her team he caught the ball inbounds, if player is on other team she knows he was out of bounds…doesn’t even need to see the play

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@LibOrNormal

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@Breaking57 Wow, how did such a responsive mature adult lose his McDonald’s job in the first place. Sounds like employee of the month material.

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@BackAftaThis I guess you forgot about this contentious dinner OBJ & Mike had:

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@RHoopsRecruits @BackAftaThis Rex Ryan’s may be worse

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@LASHYBILLS Zillions of people graduate high school, what type of person needs to over-celebrate such a nominal accomplishment?

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@its_The_Dr Why is he “willing to die” for that? That is not rational thought.

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@DefiantLs Who’s going to play Shrek in the musical?