Tu Madre

I'm awesome and you can be too!

[amberadored @amberadoredd]

Calling on all my queer babes!✨✨✨Queerphoria✨✨✨
is happening Friday night in downtown!! I’d love to see your beautiful faces there. @KilledBySynth and @VON_KISS will be djing and a drag show by jerrica
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

@alliemackay Timing. Lol.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Anytime I see someone with a mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a fucking powerful wizard

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

Great place to be if it's time to go, though.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

January bingo card almost complete!
✅Snowstorm 🌨
✅Atmospheric river 💧
✅Tsunami warning 🌊
☑️Volcanic eruption 🌋
☑️Murder hornet swarms emerge from ground 🐝

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

No offense to the other 190-plus countries, but Mexicans are really the best.

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

List be white and male af. Yay.

Meet the unicorns: A look at the Seattle-area startups that boast valuations over $1 billion https://t.co/pA89aq0Exs via @GeekWire

[Seattle City Council @SeattleCouncil]

BREAKING: Councilmember Kshama Sawant (@cmkshama) sent a letter today calling on Mayor Bruce Harrell to extend the COVID Emergency Eviction Moratorium. Full statement ➡️ https://t.co/RbsXemxLXJ

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

[Amy Sundberg @amysundberg]

SEATTLE: At Tuesday 1/11's Public Safety meeting, "OPA Investigation into June 8, 2020 Ruse" is on the agenda. You can make public comment about it starting at 9:30am (signups at 6:30am). If you are outraged about this ruse by SPD and the subsequent cover-up, I suggest calling.

[jseattle @jseattle]

Why we're fucked. Facebook showed CHS's perfectly nice and perfectly harmless coyote story to 24k people. The "improper ruse" story -- which clearly angered readers because looky those mad face emojis -- only exposed to 1400

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

@GeneralGentry @MeCookieMonster Why does it make so much sense that you follow @MeCookieMonster? Lol 😂🤗

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

@GeneralGentry I heard this while getting ready for work and thought I was really, really high. Idiocracy is coming true!

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

Employee handbooks be like, "we don't encourage you to sit at your desk for lunch. Please take a break."

Same employer: Are you seriously leaving the office? I need you to do all these things due today.

#antiwork

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Looking ahead to 2022. Wishing you a happy, healthy, and fabulous New Year.

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

You got drunk on overpriced beer and shared tips on how to be a terrible mayor.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Thanks, it was quite restful.

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

Britney Spears is freeeeeee!!!! She's not a slave for anybody and out of that toxic conservatorship! (I know. 😏) #BritneyFree @britneyspears

[Razorblade Snowflake (Keffy R.M. Kehrli) @Keffy]

i like how the narrative is "people don't want to work" not "700,000 people died and a shitload of people got laid off, and then some people got tired of doing 3 jobs in 1 with 10x the abuse"

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

Americans want more sunshine and less depression. And while people in Washington state may have to change their clocks today, they’ve made it clear that Daylight Saving Time should be permanent.

This is a bipartisan issue we all can and should get behind. 🕑

[Tu Madre @SEASteph29]

@clydetombaugh @jimmykimmel @adamcarolla @DJOmarKhan @TheRealBeerMug @christinefung @davek0m @thekevinryder @JensenKarp @alliemackay I don't care who is widely liked or not liked from this crew. Y'all made me happy with yr shenanigans 5 days/week for hours. I even live streamed every weekday when I moved to Seattle. Old podcasts are like hugs from a dear friend. Y'all helped me thru depression. Muchos thanks😘