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If your stock is down, you may be a victim of short ladder attacks. Please contact your local authorities immediately if you suspect foul play.

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If a celebrity recommends an investment, you should put all your money in it. Matt Damon didn’t get to where he is today by being an idiot.

-Edd

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I’ll protect the people who pay my bills
-Edd

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@SEC_Investor_Ed Tax time... time to give your tax refund to market makers and hedge funds... @SEC_Investor_Ed @SEC_InvesterEd will not protect retail/individual investors but protect market manipulation! (Hedge funds/market makers)

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@AMCWESTAND1 @SEC_Investor_Ed Yes

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@AaronDayAtlas @LBRYcom @US_FDA Who told you about that?!? Was it Bruce?? That son of a bitch

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@acardnal @WKOW You can be arrested for saying that. I can make sure you get divorced, I got friends in high places. Does this sound like the power of a non government account? Ponder that...
-Ed,Husband, Dad, Vegan,Tesla owner, Jesus lover, open marriage, Vegan, Intermittent fasting,Triathlete

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@pwnalisa1 Robot clone

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WE HAVE EVIDENCE THAT AMAZON IS A FRAUD BEZOS IN CUSTODY

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@jonlsu @cristhiandrews @FINRA @CNBC @jimcramer @TradesTrey @CEOAdam @FBI @SEC_Investor_Ed @cvpayne @SEC_Enforcement @SECEnfDirector Working on it.
-Ed

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-Ed

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I am a huge $AMC shareholder.

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@TravisRupertCo Working on it.
-Ed

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@RebmanDavid Working on it sir

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WE HAVE UNCOVERED EVIDENCE OF SYNTHETIC SHARES OF CERTAIN COMPANIES. IF YOU ARE HOLDING ONE OF THE SYNTHETIC SHARES YOU CAN LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY

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@fundigladwin I cAn’t. i’M sorry. watCh you’re back and don’t watch movies...

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You don’t even know but you are all about to get fkc’d

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RIP Bryce

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@2Teresa @CryptoCobain Thanks for the tip. Will do.
-Ed

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