Steven Jones

Gen x, living in the Pangean Mountain range, metal dog.

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@MattOakleyMojo The bakelite telephone rings.

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

Never gets old

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@RevThomasSander When the subject suddenly changes to how often men change their pants?

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@sheebadigeebies Mum mentions your 6th Birthday at a family gathering.

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@crueIverano Narcissus could not gain entry to the bathroom mirror?

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@OfSymbols Old fashioned light bulbs.

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@sciencegirl Roger Waters being distracted from Ed Sheeran and Thom York.

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@theJeremyVine When the kettle is whistling but 'her' quiz show is reaching it's climax.

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@NotThatRBaxter The guy you know she fancies begins to talk about last night (when they 'bumped into each other' after school)?

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@NotThatRBaxter At the cinema watching Grease with your teenage date and Olivia begins to sing "Hopelessly Devoted (to you)".

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@LiamBWicket When the chair asks "Any more questions before we break for the weekend"?

[Frank 'The Cat' Horsley ⚽️ @FrankHorsley67]

Ive been pissing myself at these all day but this one is by far the best. Genius.

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@FUDdaily @RoryStewartUK When you meet an alien who is deaf and cannot lip read?

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@coodyw00 Checking to see if your school crush finds the wise-guy in the corner funny?

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@alfie__03 When the radar dish is too-close to the signal source.

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@HLTCO Rory to his wife every time she scrolls and laughs out loud?

[Jeremy Duns @JeremyDuns]

Me every single time this appears on my timeline.

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@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics When the phone rings for the second time in 10 minutes and you know it's her mother - again!