Slapdiback Fistibuns

aka "Commander S. Fistibuns"
aka "Master Fistibuns"

Bitcoin. Real Estate. Amusement.
Curating for my own purpose

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

I don’t buy property because I think the value will go up.

I buy property because I can make the value go up.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

The 1031 Exchange:

Where you scramble like a crazy person to overpay by $1M so you can defer $800k in taxes.

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

Closing up this account. X is a world of opinions, some interesting, some funny, the VAST majority repetitive

Opinions come from ego, our egos craves reinforcement and hate opposition. Anger dominates

A life online is a life wasted. You're gifted one life on this earth. Unplug

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@NorthmanTrader https://t.co/WTdS3Ol2OW

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

Repeatedly reminded today this isn't real life

It's fun to feed the ego with likes, in a world where a few real people are mixed with avatars, trolls, AI, bots..

Lonely people isolate, couples stop talking, parents ignore children, all to waste their life here

Unplug and live

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

Repeatedly reminded today this isn't real life

It's fun to feed the ego with likes, in a world where a few real people are mixed with avatars, trolls, AI, bots..

Lonely people isolate, couples stop talking, parents ignore children, all to waste their life here

Unplug and live

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@southgrace427 Simping over AI and fake pictures. I hope y'all send "her" all your money and get back to jerking off into a Burger King bag

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@wclemente https://t.co/CnI1qwbMK7

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

⚡️**“All Americans should own stock” is a structural necessity for a system that ran out of alternatives.**

Let’s break the illusion.

1. This is about absorption.

When Scott Bessent says “get stock ownership to 0% non-participation,” he is not talking about:
• financial literacy
• wealth equality
• empowerment
• fairness

He’s talking about flow control.

The US system now requires:

• permanent demand for financial assets

• political stability tied to asset prices

• households psychologically invested in markets

• voters who experience crashes as personal harm

If 38% of Americans don’t own stocks, that’s 38% of people who:
• don’t care if markets fall
• aren’t anchored to asset inflation
• don’t defend monetary policy
• don’t feel pain when liquidity tightens

That is politically dangerous.

2. Wages can’t carry the system anymore. Assets have to.

The quiet truth:
• real wage growth is structurally capped
• demographics are rolling over
• productivity gains are uneven
• debt servicing is exploding

You cannot run a consumption economy on wages alone anymore.

So the system pivots:
• from income-based prosperity
• to asset-based prosperity
• from labor participation
• to market participation

Owning stock becomes the new citizenship requirement.

Not owning assets becomes deviant.

3. This is how you socialize risk without socializing control

If everyone owns stocks:
• crashes become “shared sacrifice”
• bailouts become “necessary”
• inequality becomes abstract
• losses become normalized
• volatility becomes patriotic

This is more subtle than a rug pull.

It’s turning the entire population into implicit LPs in the US balance sheet.

You don’t need to convince people markets are fair.
You just need to make sure they’re too exposed to exit.

4. Why now? Because the exit valves are closing.

Look at the timing:
• higher rates exposed fragility
• regional banks cracked
• housing affordability broke
• political polarization rose
• crypto offered an escape hatch
• labor bargaining briefly returned

The response is financial enclosure.

Get everyone into the market.
Then stabilize the market at all costs.

Once everyone is inside:
• selling becomes dangerous
• dissent becomes costly
• volatility becomes intolerable
• redistribution becomes market-based, not fiscal

5. The uncomfortable truth most people miss

Universal stock ownership does not mean:
• universal upside
• universal security
• universal control

It means:
• universal exposure
• universal correlation
• universal dependence on policy
• universal vulnerability to drawdowns

You are not being invited to the table.

You are being added to the cap table so the system has more bodies underneath it.

The real signal

This is late-cycle defensive architecture.

When elites start talking about “everyone must own assets,” it’s because:
• asset prices matter more than votes
• markets matter more than wages
• stability matters more than fairness
• participation matters more than consent

It’s a system trying to make sure there is nowhere left to stand outside it.

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

The quantum/Bitcoin paranoia explained:

The quantum computer finally gets released, and only a bad guy buys it

Nobody prepares for the attack. There is never good quantum to fight bad quantum. Hacker steals all Bitcoin and destroys the market, satisfied it was all for nothing

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@thebadstats He and his brother are fake intellectuals that know how to grift really well.

He uses big words to make up fantasy stories that validate the grievances on the right.

He has no purpose other than to make money off of anger

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@BitPaine He creates fear to sell his service

[beeple @beeple]

FUCKING THIS. 💯💯💯

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@brett_eth You're missing the Bitcoin/ISM correlation chart which is the core of their thesis.

Being a chart guy, you should really check it out, because it's very compelling.

The Bitcoin chart only is therefore incomplete. It's the "how" without the "why"

[BTC Markets @AnselLindner]

"Quantum breaks Bitcoin in the next 3 years."

After 30 yrs:
- No fault-tolerant QC
- No scalable error correction in production
- No consensus on which qubit architecture even works

This is not a serious timeline. Just ask these "experts" what their preferred qubit is and why.

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@caprioleio I don't get the math.

34% in 3 years? Why not 10%? Or 62.4%?

Why not 100% in 8 years? Would you then discount Bitcoin 100% today?

34% from what price and in what timeframe? It was just $125k. Now down 34%. Discount another 34%?

It just too random to be a thesis

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@rektmando Apparently people don't understand humor

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@InternetH0F Staged, but whatevs

Fun science

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@RepThomasMassie

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@CryptKeeper_06 @scottmelker "Promises"

[John Seiffer @BetterCeo]

@bradford_hardin @moseskagan Wait! What? I'm supposed to read a whole article before I voice my opinion?!?! Sir, this is Twitter.

[Slapdiback Fistibuns @SFistibuns]

@moseskagan I won't defend the program where the cost is exhorbitant and fails on cost/benefit. Even with 65 people kept out of ER beds over the years, $5m is tough to justify.

I also have contempt for gov waste, but I have none for helping fellow humans with addiction issues, aka "bums"