Tim Geoghegan

I do Internet privacy stuff for @I_S_R_G; opinions are my own

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

And I want to take a second to shout out https://t.co/dfPHWrnmLC. Besides a dope domain, it’s the web as it should be: no ads, minimal bullshit, an online community run by its own members and not one of the five trillion+ dollar tech companies. Consider donating a couple bucks!

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

I’ve just set out on another bike tour, this time traveling across Nevada, Utah and however much of Colorado I feel like when I get there. Follow along on my tour journal, which I’ll update daily, connectivity allowing. https://t.co/Kub4Prto06

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@chelseakomlo Or over in Privacy Preserving Measurements@IETF, deployments need guidance on sizing anonymity sets and choosing differential privacy parameters. Lots of opportunities for research and collaboration with industry!

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@chelseakomlo Help practitioners and standards writers choose good, safe parameters for cryptosystems! For example, this work by a Princeton team that helped Let's Encrypt choose how many validation perspectives to run and where to put them. https://t.co/rRSPYfMJSb

[Christopher Patton @cjpatton_]

The answer is *out there*

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@cjpatton_ Only day 1

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@warlockracy Could you please share some leads on good FO:T mods?

[Alejandro Jodorowsky @alejodorowsky]

Hoy es domingo, mi día de descanso.
Para mí, descansar significa dejar de pensar en cosas o en seres, permitiendo que el pensamiento vacío repte por el mundo como un río.
Si estas sola o solo, y por eso sufres, realizas estos siguientes actos surrealistas.

A las 3 de la tarde, si dejas de desear que algo o alguien sea de ti, come un trozo de pan dulce y confórmate con la soledad.

A las 6 de la tarde, para hacer descansar a tu cuerpo desnudo, en lugar de jabonarte, cubre toda tu piel de mermelada de fresas y toma un baño de una hora.

A las 9 de la noche, con zapatos y un traje completo, toma una ducha sin desvestirte, cantando tu canción preferida.

A las 12 de la noche, con el cuerpo desnudo, da 78 brincos en tu cama, lanzando carcajadas y ponte a dormir.

Si hoy mis consejos no te gustan, pinta todo tu cuerpo de negro y pasa todo el día sin hacer nada.
Te envío un gran abrazo,
Alejandro
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photo by @PascaleMJodo

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@daryakaviani @I_S_R_G @0xjosh @SarahGrrrrrrran @jpmorgan @Meta Shoutout also to @cjpatton_ and the team at Cloudflare also building stuff with Prio! I believe they call it “cooperative analytics”.

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

This is a great paper and its recommendations are already adopted in IETF standards coming soon to a computer near you. Come see us at the PPM and CFRG sessions at IETF 117 in San Francisco if you want to talk about it!

[Christopher Patton @cjpatton_]

I'm excited to finally share this labor of love more widely: "Verifiable Distributed Aggregation Functions", to be presented at PETS next month. 1/many https://t.co/wNWhWlxlAn

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@nickfourtimes Ah, started Mason & Dixon then?

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@ekr____ @CDCgov Whoa, congrats! Are you going to make us turn exposure notifications back on now?

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@Finnematic James Woods is one of yours! Michael Ironside from SCANNERS is a Canadian legend, though.

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@nickfourtimes Sorry brother I don’t mean to be a nag. I just get a little worked up when I think about libraries.

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@nickfourtimes I double dog dare all you MFs to make use of shared public infrastructure

Borrow books
Ride buses
Sit in parks

While you still can

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@nickfourtimes I dare you to borrow the DVDs from the library

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@nickfourtimes Please lmk how it goes. I want to tackle big poppa’s big book someday myself and had planned to use Harvey’s lectures.

[Tim Geoghegan @SIGTIM]

@cjpatton_ This is exactly why I keep asking you to file an issue instead.