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*Insert witty phrase about life here* 801 resident, 25!!

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@FishingnWeed A hour long nap later and you wake up running 110degree temp and feeling like your about to explode

[Cristina Méndez @xstinamendez]

field lecture

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@MusicCityNick Hey I was wondering why sometimes the TENNESSEE TITANS have a throwback night and are called the OILERS

[Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim]

Can’t believe how many adults in 2026 are putting pics of their face in another facial recognition database to see who their celebrity parents would be

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@Tom_Ruen @mattyglesias What if I told you that you're willingness to attack and bully trans people is in line with Trump and Republican policies?

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@AliceBunnyland2 I think it's the pop-punk-isms of the 00's that got big from bands like Blink, Green Day, Falloot Boy most importantly Jimmy Eat World. It's from the chord and dynamics usually mixed with exasperated and big vocals.

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

All Pokemon exist on a scale of Pocket to Monster, and your favorite is how much you love either things in pockets or monsters

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@offbeatorbit You know she's made a good piece when people get fucking heated lmao

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

Big Oasis fan here

[Randy @JorgeRegula994]

classic albums with absolutely no aura imo

[tn drole ki parle de pied @2footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@spideyava @shawzsav Nothing better than consecutive crits. I managed to roll two nat 20s, a 19, and then three nat 20s as a DM. Killed the party. Oops

[queen of regret 🔆 @bonnibloop_]

@theymergirl

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

実は、ゾウを描くのが好きです。あまりいいねは付かないけど、描いちゃう。

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

The best way to run into a racist on here is to say that SLC is great and while there are the issues every metro area has it's still great to live in, and every racist comes out of the woodwork to screech about how isn't cause there too many Mexicans or black people

[Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn]

@calspiracys And how long did it take you to type out this response? And what time is it right now where you at? Cause for me it is 2pm and it took maybe a minute.