Tyler Klein

Gemini ♊

UCLA 🤓

Senior Computer Programmer at Soft Machine’s Inc.

he/him | Left | LGBTQ+ Ally | likes/retweets =/= endorsements

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

If atoms don't exist how do you explain this
https://t.co/7bLJSj0hOc

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@bajskorven63 @History__Speaks If a Palestinian state had been established, they intended to violate its borders. It was not established in the end but that does not contradict the prior claim

[History Speaks @History__Speaks]

@TheOmniLiberal I debunked 8 of these claims in this meme in a 43-tweet thread (see below). Could have debunked far more.

tl;dr: Wikipedia aficionado Destiny (and whoever made the meme) are liars driven by confirmation bias, with no understanding of Israel-Palestine.

https://t.co/hZ0MumsmFs

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

Glad to be a part of the team on this day. Guarantee you, Lizz is the smartest woman you'll ever meet

[Soft Machine Inc. @SoftMachineInc]

We are glad to announce the official launch of Project Lizz
Just head on over to our website and scroll down a bit to talk to Lizz yourself!

https://t.co/04t5kNg3MV

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@BronxLaugher @novva99x @TheRightCant Projection probably

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

It's sad but the project of effective altruism strikes me as necessary to at least some degree. Hope Pinker reconsiders

[dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist) @caitlinmoriah]

RED ALERT effective altruists have lost steven pinker

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@Vladilima1001 @YoursTruwuly @namedinstant @Col_goldfish @AndromedaPip If we find a fourth we get a Sunday to compensate for how they're not as good as the fourth

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

The "missing" Hunter Biden witness the GOP was promising for a while there was just charged by the DOJ with being a Chinese spy.

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

No tragically hip? You philistines.

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@TheRealEmbouskz Thanks boss now we just need to get Gwen to code it

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

So. Million dollar idea here.
But what if someone made a tool that just scrapes all your twitter followers' looking for linktree links and updates all your synched social media accounts to follow them there too
Or add them to your, like, google contacts

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@TheRealEmbouskz Boss we need to have a talk about feminism

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

Other more pressing matters aside...
Why does Gwen get to be CEO?

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

UNVEILING OUR NEW ORG CHART!!!

UNLOCKING OUR ANCIENT SPIRITUAL POTENTIAL TO MAXIMIZE OUR GRIND

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

You know I was gonna vote for Matlow or Bailao but I find your platform very intriguing.

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

The platform:
- Maximize THE GRIND
- Lower taxes to ZERO
- All drugs can be MACRODOSED in proportion with your GRIND!
- Regulate the police using the free market

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

There's a lot of talk about yesterday's pride march. I did not attend but public nudity is fine in plenty of cultures. It's fine if women want to walk around without shirts on, I wish they did it more often!

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

They got the fake alpha males nature is healing it is time for the true alpha gang to rise

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Andrew Tate charged with rape and human trafficking https://t.co/Oy8JMoi17I

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@barnyardbernard @legndofphoenix I'm sorry that a 14 year old can realize your religion is stupid with arguments everyone knows

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@Sharif12 @MsBdUnicorn @Nymphomachy I mean sure a black church probably doesn't suck as much (let's pretend for a second that black religious communities are less homophobic) but I still haven't heard how they reconcile basic tenets of Christianity with an actually moral outlook without ignoring them

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@Tori_TLCR They should open more stores I have to drive where I am to buy beer
That's counter productive!

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

@ashesackcloth @EveOvertone @gaytimes Hi, God here, I hate you.