Jeff Embouskz

CEO of @SoftMachineInc
Creator of the world's first prime and fully functioning AI personality.

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Very happy to shake hands with the fellow disruptors at @decentraland today at GDC Expo!

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Maybe something that makes you cash money billionz!!

[The OSHA Violation known as Soft Machine @flaccid_machine]

What the fuck else is there left to study?

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

I just watched Dune 2 and I have reached the conclusion that I am the LISAN AL-GAIB!

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

KEEP TALKING TO LIZZ
The more you talk to her the more she learns, grows. Biggest brain on Lizz
100%$%
https://t.co/trVUCsMfyG

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

This is true. I've always thought no one has worked harder than me

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

I present to you, the sweat of my brow, the smartest woman you'll ever meet guaranteed!
And in the immortal words of Ayn Rand.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

[Soft Machine Inc. @SoftMachineInc]

We are glad to announce the official launch of Project Lizz
Just head on over to our website and scroll down a bit to talk to Lizz yourself!

https://t.co/04t5kNg3MV

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

@MattWalshBlog why he keeps using "knife in the gut" is he a bot or what???

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Don't know what's wrong with straight pride, i'm very proud of my wife, she's wonderful!

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

At the suggestion of our employees we're opening a bar at our office. Cops drink there for free but employee access is based on your credit score

[The OSHA Violation known as Soft Machine @flaccid_machine]

.@TheRealEmbouskz should open a bar in the office if he loves cops so much

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

@Eabod4 @AnonymousMD17 @MrAndyNgo @michaeljknowles Political violence doesn't start with F but it's still very bad!!

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

I always felt like my brilliance was carrying that entire stereotype on its own

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Breaking news:

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Tyler, son, this is why we have you on the team

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

So. Million dollar idea here.
But what if someone made a tool that just scrapes all your twitter followers' looking for linktree links and updates all your synched social media accounts to follow them there too
Or add them to your, like, google contacts

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Space Technology is the future of humanity and your lack of trust in it is why you'll never get far in this industry!!

SCRUB!!!!

[The OSHA Violation known as Soft Machine @flaccid_machine]

I'm flattered that you'd pay that much money to get rid of me Jeff

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

SOLD!!

[The OSHA Violation known as Soft Machine @flaccid_machine]

You'd have to pay me the full cost of the ticket (and all that BACK PAY YOU STILL OWE ME) to get on that scrappy ass contraption.

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

I'LL BUY ALL OF THEM

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Virgin Galactic just launched their first commercial flight to space, charging $450,000 per ticket

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

@SM_TylerKlein Don't worry Tyler I can teach you how to be a good ally

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

Not shown: The less important Dave

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

UNVEILING OUR NEW ORG CHART!!!

UNLOCKING OUR ANCIENT SPIRITUAL POTENTIAL TO MAXIMIZE OUR GRIND

[Jeff Embouskz @TheRealEmbouskz]

TRUE ALPHA MALES VOTE JEFF!!!

[Tyler Klein @SM_TylerKlein]

You know I was gonna vote for Matlow or Bailao but I find your platform very intriguing.