Stephanie Metzendorf

[josh ❀ @getwellstupdhoe]

switching in positions for you!

[Curtis @ckimberlinjr]

Laughing with my friends after testing to see it they’re actually a cake

[Stephanie Metzendorf @SMetzendorf]

The other day my brothers roommate looked at some roasted chickpeas and said “what are these, natural coco puffs?” And I just can’t get it out of my head

[jus @JuGoPhoto]

Milwaukee, WI
6/1/2020

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Judson Hayden @judson_haydenn]

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

[Stephanie Metzendorf @SMetzendorf]

Donie?

[A @A1SinceDayNone]

Delex

[Fred @AndrewFerretti1]

My older sister is a 4th grade teacher and her students are having a real tough time making the change to virtual learning...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones https://t.co/9oy10KTQo1

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia mood board

[Stephanie Metzendorf @SMetzendorf]

Heidi // Fish

[bella @selfcontrrol]

a girl selling her nudes online has almost made 17k to help with the australian fires and the kardashians only been tweeting emojis do y’all see why im angry

[Stephanie Metzendorf @SMetzendorf]

“Mascara won’t hurt you like men do”-Anna cutillo

Thanks @betterthansexmascara

[Stephanie Metzendorf @SMetzendorf]

“Cheesy bread? You mean ranch spoons?”-KP

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales know nothing about the human female body, which is one of the reasons they don’t make laws about it

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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