Joshua Andrews

Technical Certification Developer with @Nutanix
Former VMware Instructor. VCIX: DCV/CMA/NV. TweetsRMine AutomateOrDie

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Help FUND the FUTURE of El Camino School https://t.co/HgWkQOCIBW

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Old: Weeks of messages left for @AAAFlorida over an auto claim with no response
New: Open complaint with @FLDFS.
AAA called back a day later.

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Hey @Uber_Support if your drivers refused to pickup from the rideshare lots at @ParisAeroport maybe your app shouldn’t direct all riders there.

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@lamw With a bootable ISO? Pretty please?

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@mistwire Crown Candy Kitchen!

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@Dark_KnightUK @JasonTweet7889 @simonallisonuk Pretty soon there will be live lab exams for Nutanix also!!

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Drunch. Natch.

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@ajdomanico @DaonInc @AmericanAir The paid version gets your manually checked (if required) paperwork checked faster. I didn’t pay and mine was checked in about an hour very late on a Friday evening. The long line is travelers with Priority status who didn’t use VeriFLY.

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First time using @DaonInc #VeriFLY thought the app was cumbersome and scammy trying to get you to pay when not needed, but then got to the airport. Verifly Priority line vs regular Priority (@AmericanAir ). Big fan now.

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@reverb LovePedals Mosferatu for all that low-gain goodness.

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Hey @reverb do you have any support staff left?
Been getting "We're still waiting for the agent. I'll pass your message along when they connect." for over 24 hours.

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Saw the $100k markups on the new Vette. Surely that’s an outlier? Nope - my local @kia dealer has $15k markups on $24k Fortes “well, because we can” woowza!

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@allisonspihlman My wife would appreciate links to the clips. For some reason.

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@trumanboyes Since before the 3Com website would direct you to their BBS to get the latest NIC drivers.

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What’s the appropriate penance for a kid who refers to rosaries as “fidgets for Catholics”? @Pontifex

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Next Easter I'm putting #AirTags in the eggs. #GottaFindThemAll

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Hey @reverb why do offers now include the tax the buyer will pay? The seller will have no way of knowing how much tax is.

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@allisonspihlman But. Ohio.

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@arielsanchezmor Thanks! But can you even take that exam still?

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This is Leia. She turned a squeaker toy into a nose flute and would like to play a few notes for you. She’s still learning so please be nice. 14/10