As a kid i used to do this stuff all the time. I had a rubber coiled up snake that I would strategically put out here and there just to mess with people. One time I scared the hell out of my cousin who lived across the street. He was 2 years older and a little bit bigger than me. He grabbed that snake made of rubber and started literally whipping me with it. Even though I had welts and probably shed some tears, it was still worth it. 🤣🤣🤣
⚽ 720 goals for club & country
🎁 197 assists
🇵🇱 All time top scorer for Poland
🏆 34 official trophies
⭐ 109 UCL goals — 3rd-highest all-time
🏆 Major trophies:
• 1× UEFA Champions League
• 1× FIFA Club World Cup
• 1× UEFA Super Cup
• 10× Bundesliga
• 3× La Liga
• 4× DFB-Pokal
• 3× Spanish Super Cup
• 1× Copa del Rey
• 2× Polish league titles
• 1× Ekstraklasa Cup
• 1× Polish Super Cup
🏅 Major individual awards:
• 2× The Best FIFA Men's Player
• 1× UEFA Men's Player of the Year
• 2× European Golden Boot
• 2× Gerd Müller Trophy
• 1× FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball
• 1× Pichichi Trophy
• 7× Bundesliga top scorer
• 1× UCL top scorer
• 13× Polish Footballer of the Year
• 2× IFFHS World's Best Player
This is who ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI is, Mr. Rodrigo De Paul. Not a 'spectator' 🤫🇵🇱
🚨 Messi retirement reminds me of his honest words about Cristiano Ronaldo 👀
🗣️Reporter: Who’s the best player in the world? Do not include yourself
🇦🇷Messi: “It’s hard to pick because they are so many. Let me think🤔. In my opinion Neymar, Mbappe, Hazard, Suarez, Kun(Aguero). I might have forgotten some. But I’m sure any of these players can be the best”
🗣️Reporter: You mentioned a lot of good players. But you’re forgetting someone. He wears the number 7. Does it come to mind?
🇦🇷Messi: “Cristiano? I excluded him with myself. We’re the same category (GOAT)”
Such an amazing human being ❤️ I will miss you forever 😭