𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍

Editor-in-Chief of the world’s leading force against Fake News: The Daily Bugle! Coming to your feed with nothing but the facts!

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

❝ HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE FAMOUS? THEN I’LL MAKE HIM INFAMOUS! ❞

— 616 & MCU.
— friendly writer.
— mirrored detail.

( #marvelrp • #mvrp )

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

Thought you could get rid of me!?

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

Grumble, grumble…

[Spider-Man of Counter-Earth @NYCWallCrawled]

So one JJJ was bad, who cares!

I mean, he was sure enough to get canceled, I say we have a new talk show/radio/podcaster out there.

My nominees include @UnbeatableFluff, @BrokeOldSpidey, and @IamHadariYao

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

|| I’m barely even on here so follow @FemmeGamma instead!!!

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

IM J. JONAH JAMESON AND I’M HERE TO SAY TRANS RIGHTS!!!!

[—Watson  Parody. @BUGLESBEST]

; shout out to Jameson for using they/them pronouns for Yuri. He might be an ass, but he isn't a bigot.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

@GUILTRlDDEN "Get a therapist and quit talking to yourself, Parker."

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

He’s not a bad guy… he’s just, really vocal, that’s all.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

|| Not sure when I’ll 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 be going around to the people who liked this. There’s a lot going on in my personal life at the moment, and I’d prefer to keep my storylines to a minimum outside of crack-type banter. ❤️

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

|| Like this tweet if you’d be willing to write an in-character podcast/podcast interview with my JJJ.

I’ve been wanting to do a little bit more with this account other than making the same "Fuck Spider-man" tweet every few days, so I figured an in-verse podcast might be neat.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

Grumbling. Someone drew smiley faces and mustaches over his headshot.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"So? You work for ME!!!"

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

".... Don't you have a microwave in your office?"

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"Or, you! I don’t care. Just make it snappy!" @WebHeadOf616

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"PARKER! My coffee’s cold— AGAIN! Fix it, NOW!!!" @MarvelousQuips

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

With a fake moustache on, Peter’s doing a poor impersonation of. . .

“I have CONCLUSIVE PROOF that SPIDER-MAN is in cahoots with Electro! That web-headed menace and the sparkling freak almost DESTROYED our city’s electric grid! Grrr I’m J. Jonah Jameson and I’m angry!”

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"You’re damn right I did!" Jonah exclaims, slamming a stack of papers down onto his desk. "Get in here! No, scratch that- stay out there!"

He wasn’t in the mood for Parker’s shenanigans today, and he most certainly wasn’t about to /elaborate/ as to why that was. Not yet, anyway.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

He winced at the loud voice. He sighed before peeking his head into his office.

"You call me, sir?"

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

|| “Do you know why I just hurled a chair at your head, Parker?”
“… because of the pictures?”
*angry approaching*
“Start taking them.”
*click click*
“IN NATURAL LIGHT, DAMMIT! Look at me.”
*click* *slap*
“Now were you zooming in, or were you zooming out?”

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

|| AU where it’s just regular status quo journalist Peter Parker working for Jameson but it’s not actually regular Jameson but it’s JK Simmons in Whiplash

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

And what’s YOUR problem, Nosferatu? The mail room’s downstairs.

[ᅠᅠ𝐒͟𝐏͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐑͟ ͟𝐍͟𝐎͟𝐈͟𝐑͟ @1933ARACHNID]

hmm.

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

google search how do you write a publishable article — is this how you spend your time? googling mac & cheese recipes?? you’re fired!

no, wait. you’re hired. can’t afford to fire you yet.

[𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 ? @cortegewalk]

google search how do you cook mac & cheese?

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

"With all these Parkers running around, you’d come to expect at least one of them to MAKE THE WEEKLY DEADLINE!!!!"

[𝐉. 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐍 @SPIDERHATER1963]

|| Agenda for the week:

- New pinned
- Watch ATSV
- Find character to obsess with outside of Jameson, use them for a week, then never touch the account again
- Rinse and repeat next week(?)