🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨
UFO Influencer @RedPandaKoala EXPOSED as Face-Stealing Reptilian Shapeshifter!🦎
Sources deep inside #UFOx warn this slimy operator has been penetrating the communi’y to HARVEST FACES: assuming new identities, borrowing trusted personas, & WEARING THEM to quietly amplify narratives allegedly favored by powerful patrons (Peter Thiel?).
Every fresh face is another disguise, another layer of camouflage, making it harder to tell where the performance ends and the operator begins.
Investigators note how he seamlessly shifts between crowds like a gecko on glass, chronically in every space, always one step ahead, incessantly dropping clipped commentaries that conveniently distract from his greasy scales & forked tongue.
Classic reptilian deflection!
One day he’s your friendly documentarian, the next he’s stirring instabili’y in the communi’y to distract from his grotesque habit of stealing experiencer faces and dating their moms! 🎭
Are we really going to trust a lizard, #UFOx?
They are among us!
#RPKSkinwalker #FaceStealerGate