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I like weed and sports. We can be friends but if you say stupid shit I will let you know.

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/R3IGX7Qzmg

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The wave is happening on the 500 level. I want to die.

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https://t.co/r5RqPjNSXS

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How can you be selling six and seven month old beer?

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Wife surprise bought me Cubs/Sox tix. First beer I bought was one I help make and was from February. Second beer from someone else was a month older. 😟. Thanks for taking my money Jerry! 🤬

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I’m in the middle of bumfuck Wisconsin and the Cubs/Sox game is blacked out on the mlb app.

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I like when Stone subtlety tells whatever the other announcers name is he’s baseball stupid.

“Thats also a catcher on third base”.

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I just can’t with this White Sox TV broadcast. Like I feel the wife judging me for the cringe this dude is yelling.

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I watch the television broadcast and want to die out of boredom. I listen to the radio feed and want to die from a stupid commercial about Peoria that plays on repeat until the game comes back on. #WhiteSox doing their best to have no audience.

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@Skizzerbelle I wouldn’t call it an unexpected gem.

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Did you know Peoria is an unexpected gem on the Illinois river?

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The Anti Robert Jr.

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The White Sox TV broadcast team is the new cbd gummies with melatonin. 😴😴😴

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@fromthe108 Salud on the Cold Time double fist

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This is gonna be embarrassing. #bears

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I would have preferred Stone was the one that left but I could not stand the dad joke duo broadcast. Glad it is broken up.

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Da fuck is this ugly ass court the Bulls are playing on?

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Dude fell, pass still hits him in the chest, he dropped it.

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St. Brown just hit the ref in the face with the ball.

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Taylor Swift is getting more mentions than Justin Fields.