Sam Roland

Lactose intolerant with a dream

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I accidentally skipped leg day...or any other gym day for that matter. Whoops

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”

— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs

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@JacobPCurtis 🫡

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@MsPotatoSprout Big rock tumbler

[chase @cfree94]

i SAID tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen

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You alright, babe? You didn’t say “I sure hope it does” after we passed a Road Work Ahead sign

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Xanax 2020

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Really hoping they don’t cancel the Toyotathon Summer Sales Event 😔

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I wonder what Taio Cruz is up to right now

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Had a table send back food bc they weren’t jiggy with it

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Yelp but for rating customers

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My broken headlight just came back on so really I can ignore my problems until they go away 😊

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Applying for graduation dressed as Tony the Tiger...It be like that sometimes

[Ami @shine_with_love]

People who are allergic to peanuts: I can’t, it’ll kill me

People who are allergic to gluten: I can’t, it’ll wreck my body

People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at all, hand me a gallon of milk

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Waited 4 years to get a new license and they wouldn’t even let me approve the picture 🙃

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Brb joining a coven

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@yomitchyo @thepawesomeone @logainne What’s nonessential to you could be essential to someone else. (Example to help you out: Pell Grants offer scholarships for low income homes. This is a part of welfare. Also non-essential to your life.)

[josh dun @joshuadun]

Sorry about all that. Tyler and I were tying to decide which one of us is still in the band and who is out etc. I think we got it sorted now