Aristotle

teaching people about the forms, and existence

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_WillyDaConq you can't even keep your own nation in check with all those rebellions, and you call yourself a conqueror?

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_KingHenryII you couldn't even divide your wealth properly with your sons, and your heirs all turned against you.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_KingHenryII You murdered a priest in his own church, and the next day he was made a saint, good job.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLRamses that's so wrong my philosophy kept with people up to the age of enlightenment, and religions still use my works to this day.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLKingTut You were so insignificant that even the grave robbers forgot about you. Talk about leaving a legacy.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLKingTut It's funny how you say you're a pharaoh, but it was your advisers that did everything.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLHatshepsut If that was true your son wouldn't have defaced your statues. #badmommy

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLSpartacus no one's even sure if you wanted to free slaves at all. Way to be unclear of your motives.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLSpartacus w/e, you couldn't even unite your own troops under pressure. You were probably pissing yourself too when crassus came knocking

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLHatshepsut at least i'm confident with who I am and don't put on a fake beard to make myself feel better.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_Solon For all your reforms it seems like neither the rich or poor were pleased with you.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_Solon Stopping athenian degeneracy by funding public brothels. #onestepatatime

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_LiLkingJohn Good job being excommunicated by the Pope. I thought England was a monarchy, so much for rule by divine right.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STL_LiLkingJohn For a Christian king you're a pretty unfaithful guy.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLkhufu The only portrait we have of you is a small doll. Did you go bankrupt after building those pyramids? #moneyproblems

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLkhufu The only thing you did that was worthwhile were building those pyramids, and you couldn't even keep those guarded.

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@StlJustinian You call yourself an Emperor yet you're whipped af. You're wife was the only reason you held your rule. #beta

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLRamses If you spent as much money on stopping the slave revolt as you did building Egypt maybe you could've stopped them. #food4thought

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLConstantine well at least I didn't lead to the downfall of Rome. At least I'm not a mommas boy

[Aristotle @STLAristotle]

@STLOdysseus well at least I'm known as the first scientist. What did you do besides plunge your nation into civil war? Your name is trouble