Stuart Cardozo

I do the financial advice thing. I've also been known to kick and punch things at karate. #DUUUVAL

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@JamboAldo @AwayDaysFB Agreed.

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@UKVolkswagen Hi, a bit advice? Our iD3 is constantly asking to turn on cruise control main function button, even though it is switched off. It is affecting driveability & also sending notification vibrations through steering wheel. Happening every few seconds. How do we fix?

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@jakerosenberg33 @bigbawlzack @PSchrags No, they really don't

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@MehekCooke How's that working for you now?

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@stach23 @stephenasmith Of course he is. And you know golf how? Absolute balloon 🎈

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@jetrainer @Endsofinve18158 @piersmorgan Pffftttfft 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@jetrainer @piersmorgan Eh, no we don't.

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@AvengersUpdated That is funny

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@DavidD_Chapman Good April fools. Russia is getting pummelled by Ukraine, they'd get their arse handed to them by combined European forces.

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@_John_Shipley Kept Buster as a starting corner, which means we don't need one high in the draft. Good move. Also Gardeck is a good move. Were never going to be able to pay Lloyd or Etienne. More moves to come I hope

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@HaydenWinks What about last season?? Can you at least pretend to know ball?

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@alon_mizrahi Eh, he's not a prince anymore. He's not more regal than me, or my dog. And my dog knows wrong from right and has been trained. Unlike Randy Andy.

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@WilliamCobbett4 @P_ScottMorgan @hard_arrr @Liz_Wheeler That you're a bit of a balloon.

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@WilliamCobbett4 @P_ScottMorgan @hard_arrr @Liz_Wheeler Ah ha, but until that hyperbolic statement, you admit that I had an argument. You've used the hyperbole as an off ramp to admitting that had you been in the same position, you wouldn't have shot the guy in the back multiple times, irrespective of what he was carrying. I hope.

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@cbo305 @Arightside 💯 Seems to my admittedly untrained UK eye, that this is exactly what the amendment was enshrined to protect. The preservation of the Free State against a tyrannical government. If it looks, smells and sounds like a duck....

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@WilliamCobbett4 @P_ScottMorgan @hard_arrr @Liz_Wheeler Maybe they wouldn't. But I assume protocol would be to search said subdued suspect for further concealed weapons & take them as well. Not shoot him multiple times in the back on the off chance he has a fucking bazooka hidden in his jacket. Maybe?? Just sayin?? 🤷‍♂️

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@AndrewMM_39 @piersmorgan Ok I'll start it was actually the ICE guy I was calling an arsehole, which is correct. But I can see how it could be misinterpreted. So I apologise for that. But saying he was maybe "a little trigger happy" is woefully inadequate & gives the shooting some validity. That's on you