Sydney Stewart

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

I miss Creedence Clearwater Revival. We don't have a lot of guys who pronounce "burning" like "boinin'" anymore

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

This is a boss move by Kamala and Walz.
Primanti Bros allowed Kamala and their camera’s into their restaurant today, after telling JD Vance NO yesterday.

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

Steelers kicker Chris Boswell has scored more points than the ENTIRE Giants offense in 2 weeks 🤯

[AB @AB84]

Is that Daniel Jones throwing a INT #CTESPN

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

“Dad what was Christmas Eve Eve Mason Rudolph like?”

[DEACTIVATED @thrasherxy]

America running out of infant formula the same week it’s preparing for an influx of forcefully birthed babies is a little too on the nose

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

You got tricked by Borat last week

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Trump literally told his base not to do mail in ballots for months; his campaign slogan was “vote Trump vote in person” and now they’re like WHY WOULD MAIL IN BALLOTS BE SO BLUE THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS

[ego @notmalkinego]

everyone in pittsburgh just lost a minimum of ten years off their life span

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

...yes

[🤠 @JK_Clay11]

yes

[Sydney Stewart @SYD__sational]

@Grishkevich_11 Imagine having advance degrees in science and understanding why they work to see this bullshit

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

LGBTQ+ rights are human rights. Period.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

thread of very good dogs protesting for justice

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We need a president who believes in science.

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

I MISS OBAMA

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please don’t poison yourself because Donald Trump thinks it could be a good idea.