Shelby Lake

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@6ixxtar My dad was a dentist and i can confirm he will tell all of those stories to anyone who will listen until the day he dies. Then his children will tell them about their dad’s patients. Sorry, bud.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@suzy_redd You could do barefoot

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@TfL And if i don’t have an account…..????

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@TfL how do i get a refund on my absolute bonkers journey trying to get to Heathrow today (on Elizabeth but was terminated at Hayes and had to uber instead)? Journey was for two adults.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@DaizyZeeX I refer to all gross bugs and spiders etc as he/him and all other animals as she/her

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@xrdnxjxlx I wish! Sadly some of us are allergic. It’s a real bummer.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@KeruboSk When you see something in a store or go to a restaurant you know they would have loved.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@bluewmist Wegovy

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@damnidc__ I addressed our wedding invites and every holiday card thereafter with the women’s name first. If it was a family it was “Jane Doe and family”. Never Mrs.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@BowTiedKong Favorite school lunch, best friend’s mom’s name, brand of toothpaste, color of bed sheets, preferred burger or pizza toppings.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@LuvXmaiko Florence or Annette. Annie for short.

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@PaulBrown_UK Bruno’s but you need a reservation. Kintaro.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@iamdieforyouuu Apple with peanut butter

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@DiabolicalSpuds I had to google it. It’s a stress ball. 😬

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@MpiloKhumalo_ My son was about 4 or 5 and woke up before everyone else. Snuck downstairs and ate an entire bag of twizzlers for breakfast. When we asked what happened he blamed it on Slimer. It was his ghostbusters phase.

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

Mailed 3 boxes of cookies on Sat via @USPS and was told Mon delivery. One says delivered today but my friend doesn’t see it. The other one (same zip code) isn’t coming until Thursday and the third, in NJ, has no status. WTF. The goods are for sure stale. Thanks a lot @USPSHelp

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@USPSHelp hi! Need some help. Shipped a package from the Cleveland area with a Columbus destination. Why did it go to Detroit (and is now running 2 days late)? The items were perishable too. Thoughts?

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@memetazaa Also desert should def be “dessert”

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@NWSCLE Yep! Saw them near Auburn/Bainbridge

[Shelby Lake @S_Behrman]

@clhubes This is how I feel about anything minion related. Sue me.