Sabeen Sadiq

Stand-up | Actor | Writer | Lover of sunscreen

[Union Hall @UnionHallNY]

FRI 7/14: Hack City Comedy with @itsmicnguyen!

Join as Mic hosts one of NYC’s most diverse comedy shows, featuring comics from HBO, Comedy Central, and your Twitter feed!

Featuring:
∙ @hansdickie
∙ @jestom
∙ @FullCourtComedy
∙ @sabeenmsadiq

🎟: https://t.co/V8GpoBwW0j

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

@N0rmal0ne that's main character! Try it

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I took a shower and did my dishes today, this is the main character energy everyone's been talking about right?

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

@activesandal only if you do too <3

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

I have been at an airport for 2 hours now, so why haven't I fallen in love with a successful businessman who wasn't expecting to bump into me?

[Q.E.D. @QEDAstoria]

BREAKING: This weekend's QED Presents lineups.

FRI 1/20 @CharlesMcBee @SantiagoComic @lizcomedy @gustate Troy Alan
https://t.co/Vb5yrkq6iG

SAT 1/21 @mattkoff @sabeenmsadiq @JoshuabStokes @KristinEManna @ShaqKatzner
https://t.co/opQ0DcsrRn

[muslimOTHERHOOD @thatothermuslim]

Beyond psyched to announce that we're in this year's @nycomedyfest 😊 Link in bio
#makeNYlaugh @QEDAstoria
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hosted by @meriam_raouf with @adamhmada @sabeenmsadiq @Farooqyou

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

If you ever see "free kitten" on craigslist, it's a cat.

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My Valentine’s day plan is to get mad at the guy I’m seeing for having not planned anything.

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Behind every strong woman is an even stronger nutribullet.

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If dating was as fun as my skincare routine I’d be more into it

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I sit down in the massage chair for my pedicure, take off my coat, dip my toes into the hot basin of water, now tell me why I just reached for the seat belt.

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

It's normal to get a second therapist to talk to about the stuff you can't tell your first therapist right?

[Jared Schwartz @thekidjared]

Thursday! With the addition of @grace__omalley!! Guest hosted by @ChrisBarnesNYC!! Featuring @MohanadElshieky @JoshAdamMeyers @sabeenmsadiq @ChrisFromBklyn https://t.co/vxSBKBFUoW

[Shannon Halligan @ShanHalligan]

#BREAKING: Report of shots fired at Oakbrook Center shopping mall. Heavy police presence in the area.

[Ayman Hossam Fadel @aymanfadel]

.@imanzawahry, @AizzahFatima & @sabeenmsadiq participated in a panel discussion entitled Americanish: A Case Study in American-Muslim Representation on August 12, 2021 as part of the Asian American International #Film Festival @AsianCineVision #feminism https://t.co/CQ2SS760qD

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

@activesandal Elsie how dare you

[Sabeen Sadiq @sabeenmsadiq]

@activesandal What that’s not me, that’s Santa!