Sad Boi, Esq.

Legal advocate for the planet. Amateur brewer. Aggressively mediocre in every single way.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Democrats and Republicans spent months negotiating a bipartisan agreement to fund our government.

The richest man on Earth, President Elon Musk, doesn’t like it.

Will Republicans kiss the ring?

Billionaires must not be allowed to run our government.

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

Watching Christmas movies with @MariaPianelli

"Oooohhh the handsome man loooovveesss her!"

[Turnover @turnoverva]

i can see
you beside me
in my peripheral vision

tickets on sale friday at 10am local

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Pulisic 🤝 Pepi

And it only took the USMNT five minutes 😤

Watch Jamaica vs. USA on TNT, TruTV and Max 📺

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

I hate this fucking country. We shouldn't have "battleground states." We shouldn't have people waiting in line for hours just to vote.

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

Today is a day for listening to Against Me! on repeat.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Great Quotes in Presidential History

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

[Paul Blest @pblest]

This is a Menzingers song

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

If you need a soundtrack to an existential crisis, @Foxing has you covered.

[Just Zero @JustZeroOrg]

🗑️ Let’s talk trash (the good kind)! Join us on Oct 10 from 6-8 PM EST at The Den Coffeehouse and Wine Bar for food, coffee, wine, and meaningful conversations. 🌍✨ Whether you’re a seasoned advocate or just curious, everyone is welcome! Who’s in? 🥂 #EcoTalk #JustZero

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Extraordinary for JD Vance to invoke a friend who needed an abortion, while appearing on behalf of the president who ended American women’s right to choose.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status

Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

@Foxing. Don't. Miss.

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

Watching Dashboard Confessional roll back the years from the boardwalk as the waves crash behind me. New Jersey is incredible.

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

Liverpool are literally humiliating us.

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

Still the greatest Liam video ever

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

Three weeks of vacation starts now.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Manchester United announce:

🔺 Leny Yoro is out for three months with a foot injury
🔺 Rasmus Højlund is out for six weeks with a hamstring injury

[Nick @NickZararis]

“The 11:42 to Ronkonkoma now boarding track 19”

Me:
https://t.co/P0t0ZP2UyD

[Sad Boi, Esq. @SadBoiEsq]

One of the most annoying and satisfying things in the world is trying to organize a new kitchen. Where should the mugs go? What cabinet is good for the plates? Should they be near the stove or the dishwasher?