Who is Sai?

[PRODIGALFAN @prodigalfan_]

MY HAMMER KNOWS MY VERDICTTTTT 🗣️

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Gen Z normalized "bed rotting" as self-care, but ADHD bed rotting hits different. You aren't relaxing. You are actively trapped in a mental prison of task paralysis where you want to get up and do your hobbies, but your brain’s ignition switch is completely disconnected.

[Zerꗞ @zerowontmiss]

The final boss was a giant Sentinel?

[rory @rorynator]

if you're bad at buying people gifts and haven't already learned this, get people accessories for their hobby instead of something for their hobby

i.e. if someone collects watches, don't get them a watch, get them a fancy display case

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next day?

[Josh @JD_Quotes2017]

Unfortunately, sometimes you have to be a little mean to make people realize you're not someone to be played with. Not everyone respects kindness, but they will respect boundaries.

[red @VeneratedRED]

SO I JUST CALLED A COMPANY ASKING ABOUT IF THEY HAD ANY OPENINGS AND THEY THEN TRANSFERRED ME TO A LINE W THE CEO?????? AND HE SAID SEND OVER MY RESUME AND WORK EXPERIENCE????? YOU CAN JUST DO THAT???

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Arm wrestler is going viral after letting dad win in front of his daughter 💙

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

Bitch, I just hollered bc that’s exactly what they would do

[C @styIysh]

If you’re in college right now, GET THOSE INTERNSHIPS / APPRENTICESHIPS, GO TO THOSE JOB FAIRS, HAVE A LEADERSHIP ROLE AT YOUR SCHOOL, BUILD RELATIONSHIPS WITH PROFESSORS AND ALUMNI….cause this job market is NUTS and simply having a degree isn’t going to cut it anymore 😭

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

The iced coffee at a job interview discourse is bringing me back to my last job interview. I brought a water bottle with me and they offered me water and I was like “oh, I’ve brought my own actually” and they said “ah, prepared” and I pointed real fast “write that down!”

[Moiz 🥀 @MoizDBL]

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

[Mark Beef @ExpertsLie]

It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Drove home after failing my drivers test

[punished jeff @comradeskreeonk]

I got a coworker who claimed she couldn't show up at 9 because she has adhd.

She regularly rolled in at 10.

Our boss decided that she'd give her a bone and set our core, in-office hours as 10-3.

Coworker started rolling up at 11.

[Sagitterorist 🦋🇧🇸🧜🏽‍♀️ @Kateraaaaaa]

Yall wanna know what made me lock by in at the gym???😭

I went out for drinks one day and the bartender asked in front of my friends “you sure you allowed to drink?” I say “of course I’m way over the age of 21” he goes “No aren’t you pregnant????” That was it … that’s what did it!!!😂😂😂

[lex tsunami ☀︎|☀️ @realnegodoce]

incrível como essa porra é 80% psicológico

[lottie ᢉ𐭩 @lovesicklokii]

doing a marvel marathon is funny cause you get to see all the end credits scenes that went absolutely nowhere

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Inde Navarrette revealed that she purposely avoided making friends with her Obsession co-stars because she wanted them to be genuinely afraid of her during filming 😭