Saif Murtaza

Astronaut, doctor, lawyer, Investment banker - I'm none of these things. I do instead

[‎ ‎ HOSET ✰ 🇵🇹 @UTDHoset]

@PolymarketSport Their CEO right now

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[C. Hill @kirkception]

Checked off one of the 7 Wonders of the World

[Matt Popovich @mpopv]

the top right corner of vscode is starting to resemble an iq test

[shane hollander’s lawyer @hollanovslawyer]

Toronto men have 26 degree weather and a new drake album…. Everyone be safe out there.

[𝕯𝖊𝖛𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖞 @ennycodes]

Two of the greatest free applications humanity has ever created.

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Vibe coded my first project today!

Let me know what you guys think ❤️

[Neet @neet_sol]

"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake calls out DJ Khaled on 'ICEMAN' for not standing by him and staying quiet on Palestine:

"Khaled you know what I mean, the beef was fully live, you went halal... and your people are still waiting for a 'Free Palestine' but apparently everything isn't black and white and red and green. I'm seeing everyone's true colors..."

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Jibraan @KadriJibraan]

shopify son or wealthsimple daughter

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is it.
Everything learned spending millions on longevity.

From: Your Immortal Unc and Auntie.
To: Our Immortal nieces and nephews.

0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.

Bonus points if you get your blood checked.

Start here, it will change your life.

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

never deleting this app 💀

bro is gonna wake up with -$300k

[Felipe👨‍💻- e/acc @FelipeTechPM]

> O ano é 2006
> Você chega da escola
> Vai direto pro computador
> Abre o uTorrent
> Percebe que ainda faltam alguns minutos
> Sua internet de 200kb não é lá essas coisas
> Ok, você tem tempo de almoçar
> Meia hora depois retorna
> Legal, a ISO terminou de baixar!
> Deixa o seed ligado por um tempo
> Outra pessoa quer baixar também
> Abre o Nero (quem lembra?)
> Burning…
> Grava a ISO!
> Abre o Daemon Tools (os de verdade sabem)
> Monta a imagem
> Instala o jogo!
> Inicia… ainda está pedindo um CD
> De volta pra internet
> Procure um crack No-Cd
> Baixe o crack
> AVAST grita: uma ameaça foi detectada!
> De volta pra internet
> Encontre um keygen russo misterioso
> Você vê dois botões, mas não fala russo
> Escolha com sabedoria
> Apareceu um código na tela!
> Copia, cola, copia, cola, copia, cola…
> Inicia o jogo de novo
> Tá rodando, bora caralho
> EA GAMES, challenge everything! 🫦
> Tun de run dun, de run de run dun oooh 🔈
> Through the window, to the wall (the wall)🔉

Eu vivi isso, tempos bons que não voltam mais 🥹

[Lando 🇺🇸 @LandoBerando]

@brian_armstrong all anyone saw:

“Second, AI is changing how we work…”

then…

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

Palantir office speedrun

[hailey @haileyhmt]

we need more ppl like kevin