Peeve Saint Laurent

Snacking on a salami

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

@ssmnmd Read this as maniacal

[Rachel Withers @rachelrwithers]

Ok new rule. No tax on super earnings, but any super you don't use is automatically forfeited to the government when you die! Problem solved.

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

Waiting for the Ronaldo v Kimmy K crying memes. Bring it

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

Anyone got a defibrillator handy 😰

[Kat Sasso @katsasso]

if we get past Argentina I’m getting shoot farken tattooed on me that’s it

[Athas Zafiris @ArtSapphire]

There is no god, but football gods. May they look kindly on the Socceroos this morning. We’re going to need all the help we can muster. 🙏

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Every tweet out of the UK right now is like "Daniel Waddingham has turned in his Mustn't Slip. That brings the number of resignations to 2,742 this afternoon. Boris Johnson has sacked the Minister of Beans on Toast, but refuses to personally step down."

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

Just once I’d like to get through Paddington 2 without ugly crying

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

Fantastic. Great move. Well done, Angus

[Hugh Riminton @hughriminton]

Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor calls a press conference to discuss today’s 0.50% cash rate rise. “Happy to take questions,” he says. No reporter asks a question. “Perfect,” he says, and walks off.

[anna spargo-ryan 🍉 @annaspargoryan]

If it’s this dark at 4:30pm you should be allowed to just go to bed

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

Well @ScottMorrisonMP, now it’s REALLY not your job.

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

The schadenfrydenberg is delicious #auspol

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

i feel like australia is very desperate to make the "democracy sausage" our entire personality because otherwise it would just be the racism

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

This should’ve been a red card. Please let’s get him off the pitch for good #auspol #Bulldozer

[Eliza Edwards @ElizaEdNews]

The PM just accidentally bowled over a kid while playing soccer in Tassie. @9NewsAUS

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

This cheese is still giving me nightmares

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Cheesy chips at Billericay Town (@BTFC)

💷 £3.50

[Peeve Saint Laurent @SaintPeeve]

I’m sorry for doing this to you, Byron #auspol

[💚🌏 Sarah Hanson-Young @sarahinthesen8]

My ears hurt after listening to that verbal bulldozing. #abc730