@30RoE@SimplifiedSeth I don’t think it’s self deprecating to say “oh that expression about being born with a silver spoon in your mouth? My spoon was actually made of a 19 times more rarer, more expensive metal than silver”
I keep saying this but conspiracy theorists and young earth creationists come up with some shit that'd unironically make for some of the most peak fantasy worldbuilding possible if they didn't use it to rot people's brains as fact
Sprinting up to the portal with my pants around my ankles fully hard to try and get sucked off by a Dublin lass and pancaking on the screen like Wile E. Coyote, except my boner doesn’t get flattened, it goes into my body and out my ass