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[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Wow. Who would have thought?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Because it's a load of horseshit, much like yourself.

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Kids were raped and brutally abused and she is smiling.

[Stephanie Ⓥ @SVcrazycatlady]

Proof that Senators are completely useless if any random person can just be dropped into it like this:

[Salinger @Salinger355]

@financedystop How the fuck is rent only 2.9k in nyc???

[Salinger @Salinger355]

@DontCutKids @OrevaZSN lol fake Airbnb scrub

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

“Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention. Let it be known for all time that he knew exactly what Donald Trump was from the very beginning, and chose him over his country.”

- Steve Schmidt

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You're standing in America waving the flag of people who literally fought against America. Think about that. The Confederate government existed for less time than Costco has been selling hot dogs. MAGAs are fucking uneducated idiots.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Turns out Trump’s market manipulation with a series of tariff announcements and pauses that tormented American businesses was done to enrich himself.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hang him

[Jason Helmes @anymanfitness]

This is an insane take.

I just got Chipotle for me and my daughter. $45.

I could have easily made a dinner for both of us with a pound of organic beef for $15.

This lie needs to stop. Eating at home is WAY cheaper than dining out and it’s not even close.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Yup

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

As a European, I don't understand how the sitting U.S. president—who has to pay $5 million to a woman he r@ped and defamed—can remain in office after everything he's done.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.