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Uh...did that really just happen?

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@texaninnyc @devalkk We have it at the decidedly not high-end Lidl here in NJ. And also, occasionally, Milo’s tea.

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@texaninnyc Will I go so far as wearing Eagles paraphernalia? Absolutely not. However, I am wearing green pants for my Sweet Baby Jalen.

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Lane Kiffin is out here doing the Lord’s work.

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

Pete Golding is leaving @AlabamaFTBL to replace Chris Partridge as defensive coordinator at @OleMissFB, sources tell ESPN. Golding has been with Nick Saban at Alabama since 2018, the last four seasons as defensive coordinator.

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I believe the answer is “Low down. Dirty.” Also they are snitches. But that’s not pertinent here.

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Is there a backstory to why Tennessee just did what they did at the end of the game?

Or does Heupel just want karma to come back on him?

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@ashleyhrains I should clarify. This was the wedding itself. Not the reception afterwards.

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@ashleyhrains Went to a wedding in Athens this spring that was 75% discussing how the bride’s team beat the groom’s team in the Natty. It was unpleasant.

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@texaninnyc Wait…you think our Yakety Sax of a team is capable of beating UT in the SECG to set up this scenario?

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Perfectly happy astride my high horse on this one.

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Absolutely.

[Roll ‘Bama Roll @rollbamaroll]

This game still feels like it has some stupid left in it.

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I’m trying to find humor in this mess. This is a decent start.

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I spent 2/3 of my law school years watching Alabama football through a haze of red rage. This is more infuriating than that.

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@Zoeyfreshwater I sincerely hope you have to watch your husband eat a disgusting amount of horrible fast food. (Personally, I would eat it…from Taco Casa).

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I know people like to bitch and moan and woe is me about the refs in every football game. But these refs are objectively terrible.

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@Zoeyfreshwater It’s…quite something. At least you won’t have to sleep next to someone who ate $28 worth of Taco Bell?

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Same, Jermaine. SAME.

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@soxstephen @texaninnyc Wait…how do y’all know each other?!?? This is WILD. (Unless the answer is “Twitter”. Which, weirdly, is normal.)

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This speaks to me.

[KYLE B. @digital__junkie]

Me ever time Alicunt Hightower opens her fucking mouth. #HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

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@texaninnyc Auburn says, “I know, right?!?”.

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I feel I should take a preemptive shot of alcohol before I spend the afternoon with Gary Danielson. For my nerves.

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@gilchtweet My favorite remains the time the made and aggressively over-pronounced sfogliatelle.