that.salty.broad

wife to one, mother to five, acquaintance to many, friend to few

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

God created Texas to prove his awesomeness. He created me just to show off #TexasForever #TexasGirl

[DW Rutledge @dw_dwr]

Your legacy is defined by the way you lead, love, & live every day. Lead boldly, Love deeply, & Live courageously. Be a strong example!

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Texas weather be like power ball numbers. 73 42 81 58 46 69

[Diana “Momma” Wisdom @dianawisdom]

Twitter I need your help. Our @UTSAFTBL will be playing in the Tropical Smoothie Bowl and @TSCschertz has been a HUGE supporter of @BryceStrongFDN and our fight against Pediatric and Adolescent cancer. I would love for this to be shared on @ESPNCFB. So retweet 🕊🎗help me out.

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

@GregSimmonsKSAT I remember watching you sit next to Joe Fowler … I think we are both old. BOO!! 🤣

[MiAmo Ⓜ @MaMikeamo]

Some people remind me of the fly you try to usher out of the wide open dooor, but wants to keep flying into the window instead.

[Rosa Chambers @RosaCha68521245]

Once a Buff, Always a Buff
Iowa State Cyclone vs Texas Tech Raider 😊
@Mason_Chambers3
@dclew_22

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Welcome to your fifties, you’re willing to pay for convenience now.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

As someone who has purchased at least seventy-five pairs of tweezers in her lifetime, I'd like to know where the hell they are now.

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Daily Reminder: Be a good person. Life is one big referral based business.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Sorry I stood up and yelled, “SEVENTH INNING STRETCH” in the middle of your incredibly long, boring story.

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

Twitter needs to stop sending me content I’m not interested in. What the heck

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

Currently driving my drunk ass kid around town to get weed & Whataburger. I’m that mom.

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

@DaleMoss2 @brodyfontane My grandma 👵🏼

[M ☾ @sugarbunzzzz]

@AriannaDantone I mentioned to someone the other day my husband & I share our locations with each other & they threw the whole "huh, which one has the trust issues?" At me. Me bitch, I don't trust anyone in this world EXCEPT him. He's going to know my exact location if he can't get ahold of me.

[Ava @avainwordland]

People with a shovel hit differently

[KᗩᑕƳ 🍁🦋🍁 @jacyandle]

6500 languages in the world and you decide you want to talk shit.

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

sometimes I wish I just didn’t get involved with some people. should’ve just left that shit at hello and kept it moving

[that.salty.broad @SaltyBroad]

@irishcruller @danjlevy If you read the original article, the hospital denies the report by RS …#fakenews