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Wtf is a Green’s function?

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*gets new computer*
>> pip install pip

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Goodbye world.

-Not A Fermion Any Longer

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@mishu_2432 I hardly know her

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TIL: Everything bagels do NOT actually have everything on them. Turns out they’re lacking Lorentz Invariance.

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@jennifer_fowlie Never apologize for good humor.

Only apologize for being an experimentalist…

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Just got an email from my institution about ANOTHER pest infestation on campus 🤦🏻. At least these ones pay tuition.

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please, F = ma was my father, call me

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This tweet is trivial.

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@MichaelBFoxbat Just get a tattoo that says “Government Funded CGI”

Same thing

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@angryfermion Do I get to participate? Could rly use a genuine compliment from you, asshole.

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@i_am_gabagool @atlantisislame Keeps throwing errors..

Think I’m just gonna

>>exit()

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Therapist: “And what do we say when we’re feeling anxiety about our irrational thoughts?”

Me:
“from scipy.optimize import minimize

me = minimize(anxiety)”

Therapist: …

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Mean field theory is a little aggressive. Hashing out the details for my “Friendly Field Theory”.

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@FinitePhysicist Innit

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@BuffBoson Those are real?

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If the universe is renderi- I mean expanding. Is new shit just spawning at the edge?

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Those texts >

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Just got Covid, I thought the devs patched this shit?

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@angryfermion Does this mean I don’t need to do my thesis proposal?