Sam Aman

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@dubyadirt You’ve gotta be real careful you end up with a “trophy” wife instead of an “atrophy” wife.. it’s a very fine line.

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@austinschaible How do you feel about this tweet today?

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@HuntrLW @schuelkecorn @WindsorSe7en

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@MahlkeTj @barstoolsports @espn Set that can on your pet romba. I wanna see how you handle a real challenge. 😂

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

"It's a good thing you read Facebook!!" #traisquotes @SamSchu1 @Fordfan150 @bentz52

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

"I've got a question. I don't like your hat." #traisquotes @SamSchu1 @Fordfan150 @bentz52

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@shlans10 finally somebody's asking the real important questions.

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

“@Manstagram_: Please http://t.co/uXsAd5fiJM”@SamSchu1

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Fordfan150 I don't know what your talking about

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

“@TFLN: (908): At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...” @QSlovek can you say the same thing?

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

“@SheswantstheD: This is how I feel. http://t.co/FyQpMnhxgK” @Fordfan150

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Fordfan150 @kat_luke did I just read "our room"? Jeez things are getting serious. #whensthewedding

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Fordfan150 stop makin fun of my diabetes!! #dick

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@kat_luke @Fordfan150 awwwwwwwww that's sooooo cute #adorable

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Sierrarose2013 if this guy-> @ChanceBoyd is your favorite person, you are a terrible, terrible judge of character.

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Fordfan150 there were like 10 and they taste even better after the warden lets you keep em

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Fordfan150 #wordsofwisdom

[Casey Jundt @Fordfan150]

Just took the best cheers of my life with my best friends @SamAman12 @SamSchu1

[Sam Aman @SamAman12]

@Sierrarose2013 @Fordfan150 -"our relationship is like my 3wheeler" me "it don't work?" "No it's pretty amazing" #thirdwheel #lostwithoutme

[Zach Nelson @zachwnelson]

I hate driving in big towns. No one ever waves back to me. Bunch of stuck up assholes if you ask me. Can't a brotha get some love!