Samuel Clemens's Gallery

(We/They) Two combat vet / unartistic artists posting some of the most accurate satire around, funny pictures, and saying the quiet part out loud. (satire)

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

August 2020 - Candid photo of Joe Biden in his basement, hard at work ensuring he selects the most qualified candidate to be his running mate. History was made when he finally settled on SW 9098 Baked Cookie by Sherwin-Williams.

#KamalaHarris #Diversity

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

bill is empty cause they said the hospital wait time is eight years or u can kill urself

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@AlessandroPonz4 @INArteCarloDoss @elonmusk I can assure you, you can walk around the halls throwing paper wads blindfolded and lay off anyone who gets hit, and you'll still have very good odds of hitting someone who won't be missed or is so lazy they're actively inhibiting the efficiency of those around them.

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@INArteCarloDoss @elonmusk This is desperately needed in the upper echelons of our military as well. I was several years ago, but I saw a stat showing that the size of the military has dropped since the mid-late years of the GWOT, but the number of general officers has gone up significantly.

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@INArteCarloDoss @elonmusk It would actually improve things. When you have too many middle-upper managers who are all trying to carve out a fiefdom for themselves and justify their existence, it makes it infinitely more difficult for the people actually doing things.

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

Proof of why all of the CPI reports of dropping inflation are complete lies.

Here is a $5 million restaurant operator describing his struggles with food costs up 40% on some items and being forced to raise prices on his menu 4 times in 2 years.

Absolutely frightening

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@INArteCarloDoss It's hilarious that after several years, that's the best story they could come up with. CNN and MSNBC must have poached all of the best psyop talent.

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

1. Damn... she's got my vote.

2. It's not going to take 500 years for us to reach Idiocracy.

[Judah Rhodie @judahrhodie]

Oh my god - what stage? That is Anna Paulina Luna, US Representative 😳

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@stclairashley Notice they're focusing on the personal interest stuff and not policies or qualifications.

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

@Guruleaks1 @RealNourAtta I always wondered who TF pays that kind of money to rent a mansion. Now I know...

[GuruLeaks @Guruleaks1]

"FRUSTRATION GLOBAL ADVISORS"

h/t @AMCScam

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

And then all of the wannabe Instagram/TikTok influencers in Nashville simultaneously cried out in agony. Now loving love and hating hate plus a few thirst trap pics here and there may not be enough to land those brand ambassador gigs and free clothes.

[🇺🇸PumpKilla🇺🇲 @killa_pump]

Have you ever bought fake followers?? or even bought other people followers lmao ... you might wanna read this.

[Eliant Capital @eliant_capital]

There’s no way we do this all over again… right?

[Luke Gromen @LukeGromen]

EM-like debt/GDP

EM-like deficit/GDP

EM-like political developments

Highly-indebted EM-like reaction to softer-than-expected headline US ISM Mfg & Prices Paid 👇

Play EM games, eventually you win EM prizes.

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

Holy moly the Left is having a week.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Red Cross in 1944: “We found no trace of installations for exterminating civilian prisoners in Auschwitz” 👇

Red Cross in 2024: “We found no evidence of weapons or hostages being kept in hospitals in Gaza”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Salaries have fallen by an average of 8.2% in the last five years, per Moneywise.

Despite this, house prices have risen by an average of 56% in the last 5 years.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/f4RPeD2Nyi

[Kuppy @hkuppy]

This👇👇

[Craig Shapiro @ces921]

Between Jensen signing a woman's breasts earlier in the week and 250k people waiting to hear from Roaring Kitty in his webinar, we can't be too far away from the apocalypse.

But don't worry, Fed says financial conditions are tight and monetary policy is restrictive.

[Samuel Clemens's Gallery @SamClemensGal]

Accurate.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

No one talks about the political splits on therapy and antidepressants either…

It’s basically all left leaning people.

Even more so, white liberal women. ~50% of white liberal women under 30 say they have a mental health condition.