Sam Dermoudy

Dad. Runner. Coffee Drinker.

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The bank when they hear you accepted their 17% 50-year mortgage

[Sam Dermoudy @SamDermoudy]

@wser

[Sam Dermoudy @SamDermoudy]

@nickgalano Not all heroes wear capes

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

"You think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands?"

"Uh, yes?"

"and your plan is to blackmail this person? "

[Sam Dermoudy @SamDermoudy]

@JoshGarlepp Huge if true

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Literally can’t sleep tonight knowing I get to be in this fast-paced entrepreneurial environment tomorrow

[David Abbott @runliftrunlift]

220 minus age to get your max heart rate

[Sam Dermoudy @SamDermoudy]

@taggartvanetten Season over

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who tf did this 😭

[Ben Damon @ben_damon]

Saya Sakikibara’s gold medal is one of the all time great Olympic stories #BMXRacing #Paris2024 😭

[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

My chain dropped on the second categorised climb of the day. A fan jumped on the road, put my chain on in 5 seconds and pushed me up to speed. All this while saying i’m a machina. Thank you anonymous fan for the great help.

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

This is brilliant 😂 https://t.co/0XcQCzXdMI

[Team Runner For Life @TeamRunner4Life]

Runners philosophy : if it hurts when you walk but not when you run, you're okay

[greg @greg16676935420]

I can’t tell if this is an accident or an advertisement

[greg @greg16676935420]

Got him!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you have a 9% mortgage and learn your neighbor refinanced at 2% during the pandemic

[Victoria Police @VictoriaPolice]

We'd like to thank Jonny Bairstow for reminding everyone about the dangers of stepping over the crease before you're given the green light.

Check out our road safety tips ➡ https://t.co/1fSI5XpMMe then tag a grumpy Englishman (we'll go first @metpoliceuk)