Mr. Opportunity

Former spokesperson for the Honda Clearance sales event. Shitposting about politics and urbanism | NJ/SC/TX/CO 🏳️‍🌈🤠🏙

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@nickelpin @EladNehorai A theory I’ve heard why so many people say college was the “best time of their lives” is because it’s the last time they lived in a walkable area close to friends and community.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@TheMindScourge Nearly ever building on the east coast of the US looks like this. Colonialslop has been big since the 1960s.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@gietzschean Do you also get excited by plain oatmeal and tap water?

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@femiiiszn This comment would do numbers on r/AskReddit

[Reverend Oda 🔎 @Oda_CM]

@BoneJail I saw an analysis that liminal spaces that look like dilapidated malls/stores/offices as being the new generation's versions of the earlier horror creators fascination with decaying victorian mansions and castles: living in the haunted ruins of past prosperity

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SLAYYY0NCE I Saw The TV Glow

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD AND PRIDE MONTH IS ALIVE 🏳️‍🌈

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@NickyScatz Because the media (which is in the pocket of the right wing) decided that age and stamina was no longer an issue as of 2025.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

The wrong Biden was president

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK And yet the “local yokels” who become 40 year old grandparents live like third-worlders while immigrants achieve upward mobility and contribute to our country.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK The only “third worlders” in your town are the hicks who were born and raised there.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@Fitzy1epcFitzy @SoNotBettyOK Believe it or not even straight people do it that way. Even inbreds like your parents

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK Go stay in your bumfuck shithole truck stop towns so that us civilized people can continue enjoying life without recognizing your existence.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@Fitzy1epcFitzy @SoNotBettyOK I’m a top actually.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK That’s not proof. Opinion discarded.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK Name a specific example of this actually happening

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@Fitzy1epcFitzy @SoNotBettyOK Kirk yourself

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@Fitzy1epcFitzy @SoNotBettyOK Your family and friends will all die of a heroin overdose before they turn 30. And nothing of value will be lost.

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK YIMBYism doesn’t advocate for eminent domain

[Mr. Opportunity @SamHaney12]

@SoNotBettyOK How does promoting private construction and loosening regulations = communism?