tookie de la crème

total top and pathological liar

[tookie de la crème @itmeobed]

take 2

[Scott Goldstein @ScottGoldstein]

Take: “The groups” as they are often derided actually represent thousands of Washingtonians. Skipping all the forums hosted by organizations that speak to important issues, have broad membership and to whom voters often look for guidance- was a really bad strategy. @maustermuhle @tomsherwood @cuneytdil @AlexKomaDC

[tookie de la crème @itmeobed]

@twinkletweetu Sooo good on the album but on its own..

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[gal galoch @antifatwa]

Been in Italy for work this week and thinking again about how setting a country or region up for "tourism economy" is fundamentally a drawn out humiliation ritual for the native people, even worse for migrant workers that are brought in.

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

in don't look up, a very mid liberal satire, the only nation that tried to take out the meteor in those last moments was china

meanwhile libs sat around and accepted that their gov was killing everyone, holding concerts & rallies instead of fighting

it's very honest lol

[i 🫶🏿 @afroxbabyyy]

that month when people were pretending that lily allen was a legitimate artist

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I saw this fit guy on my way to Barry’s today and I told him he looked shredded and then he handed me $20. I think he thought I was homeless.

[tookie de la crème @itmeobed]

French pornstar named Ulysses Camus oh im sure

[tookie de la crème @itmeobed]

@hungskater @kylekrieger U need the music

[chekhov’s gundle @dj_sex_towel]

does kink belong at the knick’s parade

[A-kwee-ya @AkuaSankofa]

I thought "I Love Boosters" was a VERY fun movie; it's been a minute since I have laughed so much.
My biggest gripe is with the outdated picture that it paints of conditions in China, and this focus on forms of "protest" whose efficiency has already been managed by the US state.

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

I got kicked out of a long Covid WhatsApp support group for being Israeli

[Jamahiriya al-Juche🇸🇳🇭🇹🇨🇩🇨🇮🇬🇭🇨🇻 @ayo_platano]

Trump in February 2026: We will have complete victory over Iran! Air superiority will be achieved in a matter of hours! An entire civilization will die tonight!

Trump in June 2026:

[)))LBD™️((( @earlbndip]

🏳️‍🌈 ally

[nicølina 🪿 @ellonico]

it’s very obviously the cuban communist party trying literally anything not to get invaded

[Just Ken @YoungerPope]

This guy had a menagerie of torture and abuse that would shock the most insane monarchs throughout history

[ophelia @ophoelia]

i forget i live in a bubble where male musicians are a minority

[removed this @nocitizens]

it's been really funny to see that Chinese construction guys posting on douyin are the primary sources for all kinds of recent war damage videos from Israel to Iran to Russia