Sam

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@ABridgen I doubt we even want Ukraine to join NATO, can you imagine if had actually had to get dragged into this.

We've embarrassed ourselves enough, let alone officially being involved

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@LBC Weren't they doing that once before, years ago.

This is just the same story rehashed.

It's so boring.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@campbellclaret Did you count them all up?

How long did it take to count all those 100,000 kids?

[Sam @SamMan1860]

Russia has been caught spying on ITV.

A close Russia secret service asset has told me, off record, that:

Russia has gathered intelligence that says ITV spent a whole year spying on ordinary normal British people.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@_AndersonStuart Doesn't make sense though, if Russia is such a threat, then we don't exactly have until 2030 to do anything about it.

Sounds like a tomorrow problem. We can deal with Russia another day, looks like we got more important things to deal with at the moment.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@_AndersonStuart Russia's spying on ITV, who are spying on ordinary British people.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@exRAF_Al We're in an odd position now, because we absolutely love refugees

But then, maybe we should follow their wish and encourage Ukrainians back to Ukraine to help fight in the war.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@IainDale You've added them all up and got to 30,000 children.

How long did it take you to count them all?

Must have used you gigantic binoculars to see all the way over there and count them all up.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@GBNEWS I wonder what they're spying on, not much for them to see here.

Maybe they're spying on ITV, who our spying on ordinary British people.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@MartinCald77022 @exRAF_Al Ah well, maybe we shouldn't harbour these gangsters and terrorists in the first place.

The story still doesn't really make sense, but still, so say, they killed one of their own, so what.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@IainDale @triffic_stuff_ They have no reason to attack us, if they did, they'd wipe the floor with us. But luckily for us, Putin is actually unaggressive and too sensible, which could be their downfall.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@IainDale @triffic_stuff_ President Putin is extremely diplomatic. He comes across professional and polite. He seems very switch-on too and cares deeply for Russia.

Russia poses zero threat to the UK. Not because we're so tough, but merely because they have no need to.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

Ha

[Penfold @elbow112]

Meanwhile, Angela Rayner gets one more holiday in before Christmas.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@narindertweets If climate change is real, which it's not

Then this will mean we're all going to die in 3 years and not 5.

Let's see what happens

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@narindertweets Greens dropped their guard on climate change,

Got distracted and spent years banging on about Palestine

And right under their nose, the king of the north destroys the climate

Glorious!

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@justdavenow89 Undercover ha! So funny.

Leftie mongs pretending to be right wing. Not exactly undercover.

Leftie mong dyes hair from blue to brown, takes nose rings out, stays of the MDMA for a few weeks - "undercover agent"

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@RichardDelacy @EssexPR Then that would be even more serious.

They've broken the law somewhere, it's obvious, just need to find it.

But these judges are leftie, so ultimately it all means nothing.

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@narindertweets Are you saying these Reform people are pedophiles?

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@gingerrtom What about transphobic. You forgot about trans people.

But, all the usual boxes ticked.

At least they weren't seen to be climate change deniers, now that would be the absolute worst above all else

Imagine, we're all going to die in 5 years and Reform joke about the climate

[Sam @SamMan1860]

@Mativenko80 So many normies on twitter automatically think its fine, without checking with a lawyer

So, why would the basic 'mehhhh' lazy ITV norms check.

If you haven't checked, but say it's fine, why would they.