sam

i give a fuck less and less everyday II hopeless knicks fan II he/him

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[alyssa :( @yuhhlyssa]

We need a general strike so bad man. I’m so sick of the shrinkflation. The poison in our produce. The recipe changes to cheaper ingredients that are borderline toxic. IM TIRED

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just took one step forward. FUCK yes. I bet I’ll never take one step back again. Let alone two!

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Poop. Even a little poop and I won’t touch it

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

the factory rolling 10,000 joints vs me rolling just one

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

there’s no point in washing your ass. you WILL poop again.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[josh @joshypooper]

blastoise but instead of water it's diarrhea and his names asstoise

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive

[bum @BattleRapBum]

texted her “spurs lead” she knew to come blow me

[Malik McAllister @DanchouLeeky]

NO PLACE I RATHER BEEEEEEEEE

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The whiniest snowflake pussy in American history

And fragile white dudes nationwide will look you in the eye and tell you this retard wearing women’s bronzer on his face is “alpha” lmfao

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂