Sam Carlson

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@AlexBurgess24 @chris1walden @metamusil @Flores_E3 Game

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@DinkelLittlStar @metamusil @chris1walden @Flores_E3 just pick me up

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

https://t.co/H1ko2RKsm0 @Flores_E3

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@chris1walden @metamusil @FHSUParties @ColderBoyd @JayKindler @DinkelLittlStar @Flores_E3 @corey_moomaw oh hey

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@metamusil @chris1walden would've gone with the tomahawk cause I ain't scared and don't give a frickin heck

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@AlexBurgess24 @metamusil @DinkelLittlStar @chris1walden it was called the jungle it wasn't meant to be clean

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@AlexBurgess24 @GuyCodes
Jokes told: 147
White tennis shoes: 6
Tucked in t-shirts: 113.5
Dancing "hip" like the kids do: 78

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@DirtyOak47 only if you get a 4.0 and stay out of jail, young man

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

Honest Al and his dog making me an offer for my boat.

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@ob3on3 @FortHaysState they woulda called me if they knew what they were doing

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

Not getting PokemonGO because I'm holding out for GirlfriendGO.

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@kbunk9 Ern's got me pretty steamed, we'll get through this together

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

@kbunk9 what's up

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

Seems like everyone's making love a race these days and I ran a 5.3 40 so I'll just stay on the bench like coach always said.

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

If you can't handle me at $3 wheat you don't deserve me at $8 wheat.

[Sam Carlson @SamSimone11]

I'm 23 years old and I still give into peer pressure too easily.

[Bruce Figger @bjfigger]

RT for party Evan