Bruce Figger

[Bruce Figger @bjfigger]

Used a soft-shell jacket or keep a uterus out of the dirt today, didn’t realize I used the wrong side until I went to clean it 🤦

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@mooodoc I put in a uterine prolapse in a goat the other day, gave me more trouble than most cows have, 12 degrees out didn’t help much

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@aunt_eener @VanceCrowe My thoughts exactly, kind of like taking your shoes off

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I was saying the same thing 2 years ago
https://t.co/rVsvcm6AIc

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@EggGirlHudson @VanceCrowe I could not agree less

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@NebraskaPigs Schrodingers shaft cc: @Bryan_Figger

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Tried the pull the old “while you’re here, doc” on the pediatrician today... in case you’re wondering, no, they do not do nail trims

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@Bryan_Figger You’ll never go bankrupt if you don’t borrow money?

[Bruce Figger @bjfigger]

“You know what this recipe needs? Some wood shavings that taste like sunscreen.”
-the inventor of coconut cake

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@greenwoodae @VanceCrowe cc: @loggertalk

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@VanceCrowe “Difficult birth” usually from a malpresentation or too small birth canal

(It kept auto correcting to dystopia which was humorous, but confusing)

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@SLCC_1 Real test is when you go to feed them, jostle the pickup too much when you unroll them

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@MorganMcNeal90 They added screen windows? Gettin a little upity...

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@Bryan_Figger Savage, but the Carol Baskin version

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@VanceCrowe No lines here

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@mooodoc @Broken_acres @RyanLoseke How long into your career before you replace “charge until you like it” with “no” ?

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@MorganMcNeal90 Neighbor I worked for was a little more advanced... 4640 and a 16’ disc, I complained to grandpa one day how much longer it took than with dads 24’ he chuckled and said “you’re paid by the hour aren’t ya?!”

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@Doctor1Hundred Other way around