Samantha Watier

Welcome to the Bryant Street Theatre. Have a Fruit Roll-Up!

Chinga la migra.

she/her

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Who are you?

Scruffy, the janitor.

Why aren't you fixing the boiler?

Schedule conflict!

#Futurama

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery.

to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today.

now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive.

this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was thrown out of his funeral for swearing too much.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

So gracious. What a weenie.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

genuinely cool as fuck to see a megacorporation give artists the time and funding to go all out like this for something that sadly most would simply generate with AI these days. looks leagues better than that slop and shines with soul it can never replicate.

[Samantha Watier @SamWatier]

Sam Christmas present idea:

[Margaritaville @Margaritaville]

This Margaritaville mission patch helps space research reach new heights. 🌎🚀

The one-of-a-kind patch honors Jimmy Buffett’s love for the environment and supports research on the International Space Station that’s helping improve life back home.

All proceeds go to the ISS National Lab. Pick yours up at https://t.co/i7di3Q1UE3

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

1. cat
2. cat

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha, you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.

[clarisa ✨️ @peamilkstan]

"""woke is back"""

okay, so when are y'all gonna start masking again?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ https://t.co/bunlaF9U5a

[Samantha Watier @SamWatier]

For sale: baby.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Only 3 words ✍️

[Welcome to Twin Peaks @ThatsOurWaldo]

[INTENSE OMINOUS WHOOSHING]

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In Greek mythology, Pyramus and Thisbe were lovers separated by a wall. Today, the Pyramus and Thisbe Society is a group of lawyers who specialise in wall-related disputes.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Scientists recently discovered that mammals can absorb oxygen through their anuses. Receiving oxygen rectally could one day become an alternative to standard hospital ventilation methods.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

When the Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1911, one of the prime suspects was Picasso.

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

This is apparently adding to the expectation that once Rep. Grijalva is sworn in and signs the Massie discharge petition, triggering a House vote 7 legislative days later, more than 100+ republicans will vote with all dems to release the files to get in front of what’s coming.

[Samantha Watier @SamWatier]

@flyonthewallpod @danacarvey @DavidSpade Guys, WHY???

[Samantha Watier @SamWatier]

Same.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Greenland sharks reach sexual maturity at the age of 150.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Not enough people are talking about this:

Even before Trump cut off SNAP funding, he and Republicans in Congress made the biggest cuts to food assistance in U.S. history.