Sam Buttrick

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Grease the subways!

[Sam Buttrick @Sam_Buttrick]

@dannykellywords COYD!

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My goat

[Sam Buttrick @Sam_Buttrick]

I wish I was a cat, they The worst thing I do all day is a stinky shit. Then I sleep and judge.

[Sam Buttrick @Sam_Buttrick]

My feed is just Florentino and Trump posts blurring together

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*La empresa cayéndose a pedazos*

Yo en el baño viendo el PSG vs Bayern:

[Sam Buttrick @Sam_Buttrick]

I'm getting an ad for shrimp, time to go to bed

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I had to watch the Bayern-Madrid game with the Arsenal audio at the bar

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It's not that we lost, it's that Arsenal won.

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If you're a man wearing a suit in hot weather, I'm here to confirm you look ridiculous.

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These international friendless are a great opportunity for Fox Sports announcers to see if they can get down to the balls with Infantino

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Tell me again how the us dollar is pegged

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@MenInBlazers Not a great rebrand, tbh

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Could someone message lantern flies in advance that we just don't have time this year? Thanks.

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@johnford @Eifffler @Brink_Thinker Ah yes, a rational thing to post.

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@Kc0602094162 @StreetsblogNYC Oh noooooo, my sheet metal was damaged when I hit that human!

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@ptr11236 @StreetsblogNYC Burn your car.

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@jrampedup @StreetsblogNYC Oh no, I can't believe there's gonna be a new iphone, I'm not holding it yet.

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Gonna tell my kids Jurgen Klopp is famous for his Trivago ads.