i think i can handle the monkey paw. i can deal with the crossroads demon. yes the others have been led to ruin but i will avoid it. i will be so specific they won’t be able to punish me. i have more motion than them. more devilish cunning. my wish will be bulletproof. please bro
Breaking: After a historic 19-season run in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin just informed his team that he is stepping down as the Steelers head coach, sources tell @JFowlerESPN and me.
The Steelers now will be looking for only their fourth head coach since 1969.
The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.