Sam Hetherington

Michigan State graduate student

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Loser of Rodgers v. Brady has to call their family.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Strongest argument against aliens

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

The Rams trade on Robinhood, so they can only sell first-rounders, not buy them.

[Max Grace @MaxGrace9]

Lions playing the falcons today is good news because only one of our teams can blow a fourth quarter lead this week

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It's hard out there for a simp

[Ty Turner @skeletyturner]

THE ONLY PIG I FUCK WITH IS PEPPA #BLUEFALL #BlackLivesMatter

[GIM @GimK_]

Philly turned into Gotham, Batman pulled up to the scene.

#GeorgeFloydProtests

https://t.co/Q8df971eAD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

OBAMAGATE!

[Sam Hetherington @Sam_hether]

@_moalavi Wtf happened bro

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

ballin in bulk

[Kc Noel 🌴 @fivefortysixx]

In case y’all were wondering why I quit the carwash

[Sam Hetherington @Sam_hether]

@papda911 wtf is this?

[Sam Hetherington @Sam_hether]

@BallenBrent at least I didn't almost kill Sarah tuggle