Howdy Kitty

decent writer & very cute 💕 she/her

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.’ - Kurt Vonnegut

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@dannarebb @exylophone__ @amy85863366 What kind of surgery would they be getting if it’s 100% fatal anyway? Just curious

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

Guess who just sewed up the votes of the Oxford comma crowd?

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@Very__Regular Valentina and Monkey :)

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@jzux Sandwich

[Nani 🏹 @lenubienne]

MORE OF THIS, PLEASE. Every large event should be doing this!

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@postboob Never wore a certain pair of shorts around a friend again after she said “I know it’s summertime when those shorts come out!”

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@humblecore One of my best friends is always going on about her exes being obsessed and watching her stories and it’s like girl they’re probably just shitting

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@harrisongordo13 Yeah like this

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@CantEverDie Did I pass the Normal Person Test by not understanding what literally any of that means

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

#ForYourConsideration #Emmys2024

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@theronrockstone @jduffyrice And then it’s closer to 9 anyway lol

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@TheWapplehouse Sorry but I like it, kinda cute lol

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@thenatewolf Fancy Lady is too risky, I’m scared of slipping

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@DIGlTALPRINCESS Why are they all presented as either/or questions

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up

[Howdy Kitty @Samantharosebb]

@chanduisdepollo There’s nothing sincere at all about copying and pasting the same stupid line to every girl. A stupid line that boils down to ‘I keep falling for fake profiles & I’d like this models name to jerk off to’ like..

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

Samantha was everything omg 😭

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

if i am killed doing what i love (walking in my walkable city) by my enemy (cars) please politicize my death forever. make me a fuckin speedbump