Sameer Jha

Someone different.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

My guilty pleasure is Kamaal R Khan and Rakhi Sawant.

Especially KRK's hate tweets about disaster movies that flop badly.

And Rakhi is a rockstar with her quick wit and unique attitude towards life.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

What an example!

[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

Growing up I hated money.
Because we never had any.
And I was convinced that money is the root cause of everything.
Our discomfort, our helplessness, our misery.
I heard ma papa fight about money.
Worry about it.
Care about it.
I heard everything!

My kids will never know that sound.
And I thought that was progress.
Lately, a thought crossed my mind.
Maybe that sound is where my hunger came from.

I cannot hand my children struggle.
I would not want to.

So Ruchi and I give them the only shortage money cannot delete.
We let them wait for things.

[Sayantan Ghosh @sayantansunnyg]

I decided to let it go the last two times but now it seems like you're taking advantage of my niceness.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

This time I am letting you go, but this should not happen again.

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 5837 - Ufff .. huge numbering error ..
after T 5832 .. read 5833,5834,5835 & 5836 !!!
So sorry .. 🙏

off to work .. apologies for this error in Numbering

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

Unfollowing @iFaridoon and @GabbbarSingh for their pedestrian content.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

This proves that he manages his own social media account.

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 5828 - जल्दी है !

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Not sure about which job but the RTO dept surely has a lot of corruption.

An NRI recently visited the RTO where an agent told him that the new officer is very strict.

NRI said that means I'll have to give a proper driving test?

Agent said no, it means you'll have to pay more.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

Worst comparison I've seen all year.

[Thejaswi Udupa @udupendra]

Nolan is Hollywood's Karan Johar. Style and spectacle over substance almost every time.

[Aavishkar @aavishhkar]

A few people are running a hate campaign against #RAMAYANA, hoping to EXTORT money from the makers and then start praising the film.

Request to makers: Please IGNORE them if you truly believe in your product. The industry itself created these PARASITES. Time to get rid of them.

[Rahul Raut @Rahulrautwrites]

Your favourite FILM HEROES are not posting anything on the STUDENT PROTEST because they haven't got a "draft post" from the GOVERNMENT PR...

STOP CELEBRATING HEROES WHO CAN'T SPEAK AGAINST INJUSTICE!

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

Reeks of privilege. Just because the highways are operational and with less traffic as the people have lost faith in the government. Doesn't mean the whole city is running.

[Parth Jindal @ParthJindal11]

No other city in the world would be able to function after receiving the kind of rainfall Mumbai has recieved over the last few days. The fact that offices are open, stock market running, airport operating and people still making it to meetings etc is a true testament to the incredible spirit of our great city. Salute to Mumbai and to all those who love and live in our great city.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Work from home advisory for private offices issued post 10 am, when a lot of employees in the private sector are already in office.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

@shubhspeaks It's still getting record views

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

@instamart_it Ragebait

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

@_SanjayGupta Bhai Ab Taran Bhai Ka rate 60K + GST Hai. 50 Pahle Tha.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

@nightchanges They are already a part of the Spy Universe. Through Pathaan and Tiger.

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

@iFaridoon Ragebait headline.

[Aditya Saha @Adityakrsaha]

Bollywood's Haryanvi is saying the entire sentence in Hindi but adding 'Hove' in the end. 🤣🤣

[Sameer Jha @SameerJha_]

@LegendDeols @TanmayiSavadi Bobby Deol was paid Rs. 45 Crore LOL