DevOops Perfeshinal

DevOps Jerk, Gamer, Lazy Prick, Recovering Albertan. he/him/hey you behind the bushes

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

"time to catch up on the last few days of twitter"

[scrolls as fast as possible, stopping only for pictures of dogs]

"looks like a good couple days"

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@TheZone913 you're definitely thinking of Bachelor Chow. Makes its own gravy too!

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@fuckyouiquit Back months ago when the company sent out a questionnaire about return-to-office and when asked about "company culture" I wrote in "like a bacterial culture?".

My boss thought it was funny, but apparently others in management were less than amused.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

.@FF_XIV_EN how long are you going to let one guy and his army of bots blockade popular social spots to spite the community, aka griefing? This has been going on for months and many people have made reports about it.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

Don't mind me, just scrolling my Hellsite Formerly Known as "Twitter" feed looking for people to look up elsewhere.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@_pronto_ You'll use either bluetooth or a dongle that won't let you charge at the same time, the audio quality of each will be subpar, and you'll LIKE IT.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@_pronto_ I also wouldn't put it past Apple to still manage to make an absolute hash of the actual implementation either. Just to piss in the eye of the EU for the mandate making them do this, or to keep dipping their fingers into the "3rd party peripheral licensing" pot.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@_pronto_ Kind of stupid to get excited over the shape of the port connector tho.

My phone has a USB-C port, was made in 2016, and only supports USB 2.0 with a proprietary quick-charger.

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

A real-time crisis—like this possible coup in Russia—is exactly the moment when one needs verified accounts to filter out news from bullshit rumors.

This is also exactly the moment to remember that @elonmusk has burned this once-useful information ecosystem to the ground.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@_pronto_ But pronto, just imagine the recurring revenue!

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

Sweet jesus, this summary.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Darryl Charles TF @darryldarryl_]

🤷🏿 Welp, as X approaches ♾️ ...

[Lyra Lore @LyraLoreModel]

"Cracker Barrel has fallen"

[Eric Ravenscraft @LordRavenscraft]

I've been in Google's beta test for generative AI search results. I've also been playing Tears of the Kingdom.

I wanna talk about how this is a perfect example of how this new approach makes search results way, WAY worse.

And that's before we even get to the errors.

A 🧵

[KEITHSTACK.COM @keithjohnstack]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE REST OF THE MONA LISA I WANT TO SEE THE PRE RENDERED BACKGROUNDS FROM THE PS1 FINAL FANTASY GAMES UPSCALED TO 4K BECAUSE SQUARE LOST THE ORIGINAL FILES SO THEY CAN NEVER RERENDER THEM HOW DO I TURN CAPS OFF I AM NEW TO COMPUTERS

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video.

Well, I have good news.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@fimango The boot nub is essential for scouring the last of the sauce out of the sauce cup.

[DevOops Perfeshinal @Sammitch]

@Jolly_Jack