Samantha Surface

California Girl | Adopted Bostonian | Holy Cross Alum | 🏐🥊🏄🏽‍♀️ | “I hope we meet again. I have so much to tell you.” 💜

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

A true icon and trailblazer. Funny, kind, and one of the best to ever do it. Thank you for being so sweet and welcoming to a young, scared PA in 2010. 🐐 @lindacohn

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

"What I'm most proud of is that my career lasted long enough for me to see little girls grow up watching @SportsCenter, enter this business & succeed in it."

After hosting 5,500+ editions of SC, legendary anchor @lindacohn is retiring from ESPN June 30

🔗https://t.co/mQlS2Eq07S

[Madelyn Burke @MadelynBurke]

The end of an era for one of the greatest to ever do it. Thanks for paving the way, @lindacohn

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

How is egg freezing going?

Drove 25 mins to get two donuts and impulsively bought two cupcakes for later.

That’s how it’s going.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Starting the egg freezing process tonight. I already feel fat and I haven’t even injected hormones into myself. I’ve never been so mad at my mom for being dead & missing this. Being a woman is hard. Happy Friday.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Okay, but what are your thoughts on the Tush Push, @HunterBiden?

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

It’s the “Go Birds!” for me @ceciliablueye

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

“[Insert height] because apparently matters.”

Yes. It matters.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

A fight breaking out in Capo basement?! Why I am shocked.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Capo basement and a Southie alley are stars in RHORI and I am so here for it.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

I don’t do it on purpose, but sometimes it’s like I tried my hardest to see how unattractive I can look at the gym.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Popped open a bottle of @ryenarussillo wine, only to drop the entire bottle. Cool. Later, I filled up my water bottle before it saw the same fate as the wine. Cool.

I think I’m just going to start over tomorrow.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Was down for the count today but had the best nurse.

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

@ceciliablueye Bruh

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Vroom vroom

[Dari Nowkhah @ESPNDari]

If you are an Oklahoman... and lived through the 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing, you have to watch "The Oklahoma Standard" on the ESPN App. I just did. Chills, goosebumps... maybe a few tears. Cannot recommend this enough. #ThunderUp. #OklahomaProud.

[Hoe-Anna Krupa @HoeAnnaKrupa]

I don't think you understand how CRAZY that Bravo is not filming all of this right now. #RHOM

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

Please put them back on my tv! 😩

[Samantha Surface @SammySurface]

God, we are missing so much 😭

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

Alexia and Adriana arriving at the police station to support Lisa #RHOM 🦩

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

Again, my name is Wes. Not West. Although we’re both from Kansas City and we both have summer houses. So stop coming for me!!

Also I would never leave Ciara. For two reasons. One, she’s the most beautiful woman I’ve done a show with in years. Two, she scares the shit out of me.

[Sam @Samhive01]

Idgaf what yall say about her, Larsa Pippen is one of the best real housewives ever #RHOM