Samuel Cooper

I want a pet so they would have no choice but to love me.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@JakeSucky think it just highlights how important teamwork is in this kind of game. You should have fob's and respawn trucks set up. That only happens if you have people on your team are willing to do it. Mid-late game helos should be last option.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

I dont just want to be a barista. I want to be the greatest barista of all time!

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

I am now using the twitter. #twitter

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Lets be honest, would anybody really be shocked if a man who played with an Elmo Doll for a living sexafide a chid? #reallife #elmo

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Would a man screaming ambiguously in public as his computer has a nervous breakdown excite you? I hope not. #dubstep #music

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Gin mills and drug store cowboys

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@mrajcustard nu uh

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@mrajcustard oh cause you asked so nicely

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@mrajcustard be less feminine.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Cant tell if my teacher is talking about "Angina" or "Vagina" ... "He Da Bomb." #college

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Incorporating 90's slang into my daily life, starting with this dozy. Man fats, I'm cutting hella glass right now. #90's #coldasballs

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

His pants are still open.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

My Teacher's pants are not closed. I wonder if it is on purpose. #sexytime

[Don’s Counting Tips @DJTCountingTips]

Poor people, if woven tightly in great numbers, can make a decent emergency mansion. #MittStormTips #Sandy (via @doctorhandshake)

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@mrajcustard @MattJRosenberg #mittromney #sucks

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@Piscdog Stupid hippies in Tavern. Your choice.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

@TheDanLuberto Come to Tavern right now and realize why I had to turn to twitter to relieve my anger.

[Samuel Cooper @SamuelCooper5]

Just realized the morons at American University are against America. No wonder the Chinese will kick our asses. #hippies #WTF