Samuel J Kelly

arsenal fan, scaffolder, autistic, parent of 2 autistic kids, lefty, ex psychonaut & raver, foodie, gamer, occasional climber

[Samuel J Kelly @SamuelJKelly]

@DrHelenFry Bottom left looks like she's having the time of her fucking life

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@draevans Ah yes, DLA totally makes it worthwhile to have a child that will need almost round the clock support for the rest of their life.

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@I_Am_Barrister @Preshy_Jones @OlusolaIbukun22 Inter, Chelsea and Real Madrid twice have won a final with 34, 40, 43 and 46% possession this century

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@JoeAlderson1982 @JacobsBen That's easy to say now, perfectly reasonable to sit and defend when psg were giving no threat whatsoever

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@JoeAlderson1982 @JacobsBen Why not? We were winning

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@DrHWazir @BMAResidents Try and get a bricklayer or scaffolder to work for £23 an hour

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That's an absolute nailed on penalty

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@Hooch20 @Allthings__THFC You've got to be realistic. You've finished 17th twice. How much of a statement can you make?

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@Hooch20 @Allthings__THFC The gap already is huge

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@leegx82 Still want to sack him?

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@PatrickChristys Wouldn't trust her to skewer a piece of chicken

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@PoznanInMyPants Gyok, white, trossard.

Not sure about the falling, noni did a job of saving bukayos legs that's all we needed off him

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@tmfellowes @19jono @centregoals @Matt_Law_DT Might work for me or you, but for someone who could pay for a driver's yearly salary out of one weeks pay I can't see it washing

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@TouchlineX Why though? It's not getting handed out today, it doesn't currently belong to either team.

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@EzenyiMmad71735 @TouchlineX No it won't

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The fuck is this referee doing?

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@YankeeGunner early stock falling: every one of us sitting through this instead of the Real/Bayern game

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@lordkahlil @YankeeGunner @arse2mouse I'd be happy with a top level LW and creative player, CF I'd be happy enough with a prospect. Same problem as last year that I don't really see who is available there

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@YankeeGunner @arse2mouse It has been for everyone, apart from probably city. Which forwards that moved anywhere last summer have actually done well?

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@BBCMOTD We've given them a chance at champions league for finishing 5th and they're not even bothered about it. Hopefully they go into administration soon