Amanda

Mrs. @Bonz50 has won second place in several essay contests. Sentient cactus emoji. Believes that Doc Hollywood (1991) is the blueprint of all good film/tv.

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

Me:

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

(actually this could be that there is, from what i can tell on here, quite a divide between Los Angeles and the rest of the country when it comes to "hipsters"; we weren't doing all of that in our going out top and seven jeans with the hills people

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

the early aughts was Natty Ice's time atop the cheap beer pyramid, sir. PBR didn't hit until 2009 or so. Please update your fib accordingly

[clernck @clernck]

I worked at one of the big ad agencies in the early aughts fresh out of college. They put me in charge of the pbr street teams. So I can speak with authority here: Millennial hipsterism was a product. All the bands and apparel were chosen for you. You weren't cool you were a mark

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@La____griffe meanwhile they have eyes as well and can see that my giant wide cheekbones would turn quickly into pale dora the explorer if i chopped my hair so no one is lying here lol

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@La____griffe I do say that to other women - that I couldn't pull off short hair but it looks so good on them - but it's in response to them telling me they wish they could grow their hair like mine/complaining about their thin/short/whatever hair. It's me being nice! And they do look cute!

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

ok i'll bite who is graham platner

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

I’m sorry I love her but when but you’re getting old fashioned syndication checks for Mom, the industry has been a lot kinder to you than most

[Variety @Variety]

Anna Faris says she felt love from her “Scary Movie" fans for many years, “but not from the industry.”

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@GovernorAnne and it's not like everyone can save a nest egg for them, either, especially with a condition that necessitates at least one parent not work outside the home and has a lot of additional costs

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@GovernorAnne always strikes me that response is immediately "you're EVIL" instead of, "how can we make this NOT a choice between abortion or a lifetime of financial struggle, stress, fear, your own related health problems, burdening your other children with lifelong responsibilities, etc"

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@thenoasletter Karlie gets the invite, no plus one maybe (having a trump in-law at your wedding is trash)

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

tearfully telling this to my husband while pinning old Tiger Beat covers of Taylor Hanson to our walls

[j.h. @user_________01]

Something we've been forced to forget is that people probably fall in love one (1) time, and everything after pales in comparison
I think this truth is too painful for it to even enter the discourse

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@MomKrill the internet comment section people would have you pretty much keep them in a 5-point harness rear-facing until you drop them off at college

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

well, no,

[Marina @iammarina_100]

It’s only ever women saying this shit

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

If you think DEI prevented you from getting into ASU you’re NGMI ❤️

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

If she already got a dress for this, maybe she can wear it…to dinner with the kushners

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

‼️| Contrary to earlier report by TMZ, Karlie Kloss is NOT invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding, a close source revealed:

“She wants to be surrounded by those who can genuinely share the love and meaning of the day, especially the people who have played important roles in her life for years... When it comes to Karlie, Taylor ultimately felt that the trust in the friendship had been broken. She came to believe that Karlie’s intentions were not as genuine as she once thought, and that the friendship became more about proximity to Taylor’s fame than a real bond.”

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@AvatarKyber She seemed older because for some reason Naboo thought it prudent to elect child rulers lol

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@fluoridevictim "hard" lol

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

ok sweet whatever but at what point is this just soda. couldn't you have gotten your wife a crisp mcdonald's sprite

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says that his non-alcoholic beer brand BERO will release a shandy-style drinks range in honor of Zendaya.

“Zendaya, bless her, has never been a drinker, so she’s never drank beer. She didn’t love the beers we have on sale. The idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy.”

(Source: https://t.co/IwKZIfNBpb)

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

@einbinderfiles epic mullet on Spike, good job dude

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

nothing against each individual elements of this, it's just the time place and manner that gets me

[Amanda @SamwiseGLAMgee]

why are you as a grown man dressed for what appears to be a decent job smoking weed outside the 16th street QT at 7 am